Taste my righteous fury

@puffpuffswanson

Paladin Butters here at your service! Well...I'm only loyal to the Wizard King, but he doesn't seem to be playing right now.... Rank Nobody Housing district delta Retains Hammer & hammer of justice, 2x a day Notes: Butters is shown to be one of the few innocent in South Park--someone usually not involved in the offensive humor. However, if he does anything that needs to be tagged, please tell me. This Butters is played as if he's still LARPing the events of the Stick of Truth. I will keep things spoiler free, though.

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mahcheesypoofs

"Don’t tell me you still think we’re pla- yeah you are? Ahem The great wizard king demands that pussydin butters get him a pizza with everything on it but no anchovies. Disgusting."

puffpuffswanson

"At a time like this? Well if that's what you want, your kingliness. If you could maybe help point out where I should go to acquire such a thing?"

"Or maybe let me ask if you know where we really are? It doesn't look like Zaron...Did the Elf King manage to steal the Stick back from us, and change the game? If that's okay with you, of course."

#mahcheesypoofs

mahcheesypoofs

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mahcheesypoofs

"Fucking shit butters."

puffpuffswanson

"Eri--I mean, Wizard King! You're here, too? I'm so relieved!"

"Paladin Butters reporting for duty, sir!"

#mahcheesypoofs

Away from home // Intro

Butters walks out of the building, hammer in trembling hand, looking at his surroundings. Oh hamburgers, what has he gotten himself into now? Nothing about this place looks like how South Par--er...The lands of Zaron (at least that's what he thinks the land is called. Such an awful Paladin, can't even remember where he's from) look. And apparently he's stuck here? With no way to get back? Far, far away from home? That was all he understood of the funny guys message. The rest didn't even make sense!

Did someone new get the Stick of Truth and change the game? It looks like he would have to figure this out, without the help of anyone else from his clan. Too bad he isn't Detective Butters right now, that would sure help a lot right now. If he didn't figure this out quick, who knows how long he would be grounded for?