Bad Kittay

Ha ha ha ha I'm keewl and you're nooot. Citta Nobody Housing: Z-4 Retains: A BB Gun and Mr. Kittay *Warning this character uses racist and bigoted slurs. Before rping with note this his words and action may trigger some and I'll of course tag everything possible*

[mahcheesypoofs]

Can't Sleep.

"...................I'm going back to sleep."

[mahcheesypoofs]

can't sleep

"I wonder if Stan has seen the Mega Brick movie yet......"

[mahcheesypoofs]

"can't sleep"

"I wonder if Mr. Fluffy would go gay for Sparky...."

[mahcheesypoofs]

◙

◙ for a FOOD headcanon

Cartman loves anything fried or cheesy. From cheesy poofs to fried chicken skin if its greasy and can soak your finger to the bone he would eat it. He follows the food pyramid of

greasy

sugary

cheesy

meaty

[mahcheesypoofs]

Can't Sleep

"What a douchebag, a super mormon douchebag."

[fearcomeswithimagination-deacti]

Headcanons.

[ask-team-clst]

Send ◘ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ○ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ♥ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ♠ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ◙ for a FOOD headcanon.

[cittamemes]

Send "Can't sleep" for a thought that might run through my muse's head about yours at 3 in the morning.

[mahcheesypoofs]

Return to Zaron [Closed for SBF]

"You guys! You guys! Oh my god this is like the greatest thing evah."

From a distance a voice is heard followed by the wobbling image of red. Soon getting close to the group was the panting, out of breath , blob that is Eric Cartman. His cheeks flushed and pools of sweat were dripping from the folds of his chin. He bent over and grasped his knees before his friends.

"Okay you guys. You know the knew place you just found? The one in sector six? It's a giant ass fucking forest. There's like nobody there right now and I got an idea. How do you guys feel about another game. This time not just for the Stick of Truth but to conquer this place. Make it home to our clubhouse? Look I know my people and your people were enemies and shit but just think about it. A place for just us kids away from all these non kewl adults? "

Finally catching his breath he stood up straighter among his peer. In his hand was a large stick. His wizard staff and token that he was still the Wizard king.

"Phew guys...so what do you think?"

[filthymisotheist]

"Some’zing wrong?"

[yardalecharm-deactivated2014070]

"Come now, Eric. You can play along, can’t you?"

[superstxrs]

"Yeah, dude. We’re just playing around." 

[mahcheesypoofs]

"You know what?! FUCK YOU GUYS! I HATE YOU FUCKING GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I HANGS WITH FUCKING FAGS LIKE YOU GUYS. GO ALL FUCK EACH OTHER IN STAN'S BASEMENT OR SOMETHING!"

[filthymisotheist]

"I ‘zink it’s pretty clever."

[yardalecharm-deactivated2014070]

"I give you points for creativity, Christophe."

[superstxrs]

"Agreed!"

[mahcheesypoofs]

"Jesus fucking christ I hate you guys so fucking much. Y-you know when a- fuck it I'm just so done."

[ca-superbestfriends-blog]

Coon and Friends ‡ La Resistance ‡ Stick of Truth

The moment all the children of Hive City have all been waiting for—- ACTIVITIES TO KILL TIME AND HAVE FUN!!! TOGETHER!!!

We, the SUPER BEST FRIENDS, bring you these groups and affiliations we created with you, the children, in mind. We aim to keep you busy; keep you entertained; keep you on your toes; and kick some bad guy ass!

Coon and Friends is what you would sign up for if your muse isn’t a superhero but has always dreamed of being one, and can under the the masterful tutelage and Superheroing wisdom of THE COON, himself! Or you can just join if you are a superhero already. Having a few veteran crime fighters on hand will help keep the newbies in line. You can bet you’ll be given plenty of crimes to fight and baddies to bust in here!

La Resistance is, well. Just that. It is the resistance against Hive City’s scientists, dedicated to helping children all over the city find their ways back home and keeping other children safe. Becoming part of the resistance is a more serious role to play and a lot less actual roleplaying for your muse than the other two. It originally started to free Terrance and Phillip from the Americans, but hey. It’s been a while and they need a new cause, right? Now the aim is to free and protect the children.

Stick of Truth is a LARPing group where you can literally RP your muse as whoever they’re imagining they are in their own little creative imaginations. The LARPing will take place in the newly opened District Mu (the moment we the founders have dreampt of). Your goal? To protect the Stick of Truth! And also probably kick Cartman’s ass. Just a thought.

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It is encouraged that if you’re applying, that you’re doing so with a muse that is younger than 16. We’re a mob of children, not sweet 16’s and butthead older teens and party-pooping adults! (In all seriousness, we’re taking our muses’ preferences into account when we set these rules and 15 is the oldest they’ll go. They need some muscle when they inevitably get into trouble).

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Coon & Friends Ad / La Resistance Ad / Stick of Truth Ad

The individual ads for the respective groups are provided above and contain more details on what you can expect!

Posts for/relating to Coon and Friends can be tagged #man fuck that cartman guy

Posts for/relating to La Resistance can be tagged #ca la res

Posts for/relating to Stick of Truth can be tagged #ca children of zaron

Any questions you may have can be taken to Cartman, Gregory, Stan, or that one filthy French kid. Or you could just send any questions you have to this Masterlist or directly to the affiliations you’re acquiring about!

[mahcheesypoofs]

"I hate you guys so much for this tag."

[mahcheesypoofs]

[allaboutthegary-deactivated2014]

"Today’s okay with me!" He nodded, tapping his foot with a smile. Hanging out was probably gonna be great, but being reeled into one of Cartman’s schemes was probably the least of Gary’s worries.

"I guess you know the way around this city better. What are some good places to eat?"

[mahcheesypoofs]

"Wonderful! We're gonna have ever so much fun. Do you have a craving for anything? Or do you Mormons only eat Mormon things like goat eyes and crackers?"

"Hell yah I know this area. This is mah citah, under my authoritay."

He's even getting food out of it. Nothing can go wrong for Eric the great.

[puffpuffswanson]

"Eri—I mean, Wizard King!  You’re here, too? I’m so relieved!"

"Paladin Butters reporting for duty, sir!"

[mahcheesypoofs]

"Don't tell me you still think we're pla- yeah you are? Ahem The great wizard king demands that pussydin butters get him a pizza with everything on it but no anchovies. Disgusting."

[allaboutthegary-deactivated2014]

"Sounds great to me!" Gary probably doesn’t know what he’s just gotten himself into, has he.

"Just let me know when you wanna hang out or something."

[mahcheesypoofs]

"Awesome!" Just get everybody to trust him and he'll soon take over this city. 

"How about today Gary?! We can go get something to eat or something."

[ebonyguts]

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