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[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[fuks]

[animatedtext]

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[bombing]

finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice

[rubyandthestewartbrothers]

did you puke on her? 

[bombing]

that’s not important. what’s important is that she knows how i feel now

[baaulp]

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

[lovelysuggestions]

Kink: actual genuine human connection

[tsunglasses]

[bospaladin]

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[unlimitedgoats]

WHAT.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[genebelcher]

officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[asian]

[getofftheinternerd]

[fuks]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl