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When Halloween is finally here and you can be normal without being questioned:

I have a very concerning condition. There is a spooky scary skeleton--inside me. That being said, I find it interesting how some people go their whole lives lacking some ribs or a kidney and don't realize their body shorted or overstocked them until a medical issue comes up and they're forced to take inventory.

I’m so sorry. Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve been told, your condition is incurable.

Thankfully, you should be able to live a full life despite having a skeleton haunting your every moment of existence. Just try not to think about it too much.

HAPPY SPOOP FRIENDS EVERYONE!!!!!

This is a little special thing I do at home. Every holiday/ season, I draw a little picture of Wanda, Squib, Tuba, and I in a special festive way. This is us in halloween costumes. I am a witch, Tuba is a princess, Squib is a vampire, and Wanda is a maid!!

Happy holidays everyone!

#happy spoop friends #halloween #spoop #tuba #squib #pumkin #wanda #halloween costumes #baman piderman #drawing #pumkin is at is again

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

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I FAILED MY FIRST PRANK OF SQUIB WEEK WITH MY LOVE, pumkinbooty NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOR UPON THE NAME SQUIB

best-of-memes

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GUY SQUIB WEEK

Okay, my lover tried to pull a prank on me…. But failed! We had been talking about having another squib week, and they decided they wanted to pull the first prank. They basically ended up pranking themself.

We were trying to figure something out on a website because the link wasn’t working for me, and they tried to jumpscare me with a scream that sounded like it was from fnaf. It didn’t scare me, but it went off a second time and scared Squib.

Try harder next time, babe.

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My friend has literally claimed Wanda as her waifu

More proof that she is Piderman

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She is perf in every way

#so perf #wanda #yes

GUY SQUIB WEEK

Okay, my lover tried to pull a prank on me.... But failed! We had been talking about having another squib week, and they decided they wanted to pull the first prank. They basically ended up pranking themself.

We were trying to figure something out on a website because the link wasn’t working for me, and they tried to jumpscare me with a scream that sounded like it was from fnaf. It didn’t scare me, but it went off a second time and scared Squib.

Try harder next time, babe.

tentaclesquib

#squib week #squib #pumkin #baman piderman #prank #fail #your so cute babe #lovers #ship

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YEEEEEY!

My beautiful love pumkinbooty and I are gonna have a Squib week next week and I’m hella excited~ I’m quite busy with school so I won’t be able to roleplay but you can expect this. Which will prolly mean memes and mischief on my end~!

*snicker hiss sounds*

Also, it’s cool if you send me some suggestions on what to do for next week !! OvO

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Dear lover

Dear Squib,

I wouldn’t normally admit the things I am about to write but I feel as if that is okay. You should know exactly how I feel. The moment I saw you, I couldn’t stop thinking about you and drawing you. You were literally the only thing on my mind, and you still are. I know that their will be no one else out there for me and I wanted to tell you, but I never had the confidence… Or the mouth… To tell you. Now that this is out, I am confident that we can make it through this crazy life together and I have more faith now that this is said. I enjoy your presence, it makes butterflies throughout my stomach. I love you with everything, and I will never find another.

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//I’m also doing this as a mun because I have something to say to tentaclesquib. I have been planning this for a while, and I have finally got the courage to do this. I know that beforehand that I told you I like you a lot, but its so much more than that. I think I love you. I can’t stop thinking about how to do this, and I have finally done it. I know that our parents don’t want us to be together, maybe because of the distance or that we are young, but I am willing to go through with this anyway. I don’t care that I am in Oregon and you are in Georgia. I know you better than anyone, and vise versa. I remember when we used to stay up and talking about my boyfriend (now ex) and how things were going wrong, and that you said something about not wanting the be the jealous type over me. I think about that a lot.

Now, on to the point. Will you do me the honor and be with me? I need an amazing boyfriend such as you. Will you be that boyfriend? No matter how you answer, I will be there. You are the EJ ( ayyyeyelessjack ) to my LJ ( asklaughinjack ) and of course the Squib to my Pumkin.

This is what I have been working on for this occasion. I know that I talked about it, and I’m not quite sure if you caught on, but I did it because you mean so much to me. More than anything.

Alex, will you be my boyfriend?

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*intensescreehcing* xoxoxofjgm

I will be the bestest boyfriend that I can for you, my Pumkin kitty !! ;v; I wish I could write beautiful words about how much I wuv you but I just can’t put it into words // <3

I’m way to ecstatic to type out my feelings/ But I love you so much 💟💟💟

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I love you just as much, my pretty boy <3 <3 <3

#love #new relationship #<3

Dear lover

Dear Squib,

I wouldn’t normally admit the things I am about to write but I feel as if that is okay. You should know exactly how I feel. The moment I saw you, I couldn’t stop thinking about you and drawing you. You were literally the only thing on my mind, and you still are. I know that their will be no one else out there for me and I wanted to tell you, but I never had the confidence... Or the mouth... To tell you. Now that this is out, I am confident that we can make it through this crazy life together and I have more faith now that this is said. I enjoy your presence, it makes butterflies throughout my stomach. I love you with everything, and I will never find another.

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//I’m also doing this as a mun because I have something to say to tentaclesquib. I have been planning this for a while, and I have finally got the courage to do this. I know that beforehand that I told you I like you a lot, but its so much more than that. I think I love you. I can’t stop thinking about how to do this, and I have finally done it. I know that our parents don’t want us to be together, maybe because of the distance or that we are young, but I am willing to go through with this anyway. I don’t care that I am in Oregon and you are in Georgia. I know you better than anyone, and vise versa. I remember when we used to stay up and talking about my boyfriend (now ex) and how things were going wrong, and that you said something about not wanting the be the jealous type over me. I think about that a lot.

Now, on to the point. Will you do me the honor and be with me? I need an amazing boyfriend such as you. Will you be that boyfriend? No matter how you answer, I will be there. You are the EJ ( ayyyeyelessjack ) to my LJ ( asklaughinjack ) and of course the Squib to my Pumkin.

This is what I have been working on for this occasion. I know that I talked about it, and I’m not quite sure if you caught on, but I did it because you mean so much to me. More than anything.

Alex, will you be my boyfriend?

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xdaggerheartx

guys

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i know what i’m doing on the next party night

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This sounds fun as shit.

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#this happened in on of my classes#almost every day#one time the last guy without the hand on his ear realized they were going to tackle him#so he slipped into his car and tried to drive away#but the guys#lITERALLY TACKLED THE CAR#ONE DUDE LUNGED ONTO THE WINDSHIELD AS HE DROVE OFF#in the distance you could hear MISTER PRESIDENT NOOOO (x)