Every day is a new beginning.

Brie: she/her, I like to post about Lerangue of Legumes, and just general randomness

[glalitites]

inspired by this because it was just too perfect for these nerds 

[shitpostbot5k]

[cungadero]

the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

[plantwitch]

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[quilahva-deactivated20211206]

[icaurus-deactivated20180206]

new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

[tellyjpg]

i knew i should’ve stayed asleep

[salotlikelightning-deactivated2]

[moringaanddoves]

I have never, in my whole entire life, ever heard a conversation more deserving of the title “Diva Qween Words of Sheer Fierce and Fabulous Earth-Shattering and Heart-Piercing Perfection from the Baddest Boss Bitch in the Whole Motherfucking Game” than this dialogue right here.

[whitebeltwriter]

“who’s still mulling it over”

[scuttleboat]

I really want to agree with you except that’s not what this speech did.  This speech sounds epic boss wordage of the year, but read it again. It’s a tragedy.

This speech establishes Azula as being childish, reckless, and willfully blind to the point that she’d wreck a ship by forcing sailors to take her orders regardless of their feasability in reality.  ((tides. you do not fuck with tides.  tides always win. tides are eternal and you are tiny tiny humans on a tiny tiny bucket. boats cannot be bullied and the ocean cannot be bullied. if you try to play chicken with the tides, you smash your vessel on the rocks or run aground or sink. the ocean is god and you are powerless to it.))

The reason Azula went mad in the third season is that her father and his court had emotionally abused her while simultaneously building up a superiority complex in her that rendered her incapable of seeing reality.  A person who says that her commands are more important than the tides cannot rule a ship, an army, or a nation.

This looks like a badass boss speech, but it’s not.

It’s a mad king’s speech.

[heskynn]

^^^^^^

[worst-unicorn]

Listen, guys, like, my entire body is steel or some shit and my blood is literally fire right now and given that I’ve made like over A THOUSAND blades (AT LEAST) and that I’m pretty sure I’m not known to either life OR death at this point and let’s not forget - CYRIL - how much of a PAIN IN MY ASS it was to create all these weapons (which I can’t even hold onto) Do you want unlimited blade works? Because that’s how you get unlimited blade works.

[charizardsplice]

Goosola

[starlys-deactivated20180721]

hope you don’t mind I drew fanart of your fusion

[devipotato]

i can feel it coming in the air tonight

[bestofmidi]

Visit Original Link

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MIDI

[epilepticfridgeboy]

[noturjacky]

anime

[wizardshark]

theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this

[saunteringsnake]

You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.

[zordonofakkad]

And let us not forget that they’re roughly even in fighting skill.

[carmot-arch-deactivated20240621]

I’d pay to see Honey-senpai and Jotaro square off.

[pepperstrawberry]

Would that make mori honey’s stand?

[obi-one-drop]

I know just enough about JJBA to say yes

[sexy-androgynous-satan]

Holy fuck

[moisellethefae]

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MTG Scenes That Must’ve Happened: Nicol Bolas Instructs the Fallen Gods

Nicol Bolas: “Scorpion God, your duty is to kill each of the remaining gods of Amonkhet. You shall not rest until all five have been destroyed.”

Scorpion God: “I obey, God-Pharaoh.”

Nicol Bolas: “Scarab God, your duty is to lead my army of Eternals and wipe out the mortal survivors. You shall not rest until every citizen of Nactamun has been hunted down.”

Scarab God: “I obey, God-Pharaoh.”

Nicol Bolas: “Locust God, your duty is to destroy the Hekma.”

Locust God: “…and?”

Nicol Bolas: “And what?”

Locust God: “That’ll only take me, like, five minutes. What do you want me to do once the barrier is down?”

Nicol Bolas: “You know… locust-y stuff.”

Locust God: “Locust-y stuff? Really?”

Nicol Bolas: *puts hands on hips*

Locust God: *sighs, rolls eyes* “Yes, God-Pharaoh…”

Bringing to life @flavoracle’s excellent goof! Always fun :D

Nicol Bolas: Regula https://twitter.com/Regulavish

Scorpion God: @coincidencetheories

Scarab God: Me!

Locust God: @flavoracle

[commander-cube-blog]

What awesome voices

[gaming-misadventures]

[goo-goo-babies]

i don’t know who made this but i think this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[damgiftshop]

Hey I found the original video should…probably credit the guy…don’t really know how you would get the video to upload it without the source but ya know whatever. Anyway here.

[kirrys]

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me: