cryptid sighting imminent

33, they/them,she/her,he/him

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[elaenim]

Absolution

[poisondartlesbian]

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

[poisondartlesbian]

the lighthouse is looking more and more enticing every day btw.

[thechaosdragoness]

A comedy in two short parts.

[gaucho-ryder]

For anyone confused

[lrgski]

Her shape 🤣

[willabee]

willabee in overalls what will she do

[beemovieerotica]

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

[solisaureus]

everyone’s always whining about how olric isn’t romanceable and i’m over here devastated that i can’t win elsie’s affections. olric isn’t even interested in romance but elsie is a romantic legend. i want to be one of her many conquests. please elsie just one chance

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[guerrillatech]

[thulium]

[ffishstick]

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

[niceinchnails]

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

[ribbondear]

[niceinchnails]

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

[theconcealedweapon]

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]