Pai so fly it make you cry

20 odd year old. Interests are random stuff, anything funny, aesthetic posts that I think are funny, anime, and some politics (though you won't see me getting into serious debates).

[fuks]

[pumpkin-pai]

I have called thirteen, three teen

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sealeo]

[clitliquor-deactivated20180707]

how long is that video oh my god

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

[richwhore]

Put this in the MOMA

[tristezaylibros]

doctor: you have a minute and 44 seconds to live me:

[weloveshortvideos]

deceiving

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[lordcommanderspankle]

[grisser]

How American cleans the kitchen

[rawrbot]

As an American, I can confirm

[hollanovstims]

Visit Original Link

i converted this to 8-bit so it kinda sounds like it’s from a video game!

unedited version

[kittyeucliffe]

Oh my god.. im in love with this.

[annene-blog1]

[egelantier]

kazuaki horitomo’s tattooed cats.

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[tacticalnorwegian-deactivated20]

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

TREAT YO SELF, 2015!

(First aired October 13, 2011)

[moorepls]

IT’S’ TREAT YO SELF DAY Y’ALL!!!!!! Everybody do something fantastic for themselves today!

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[raptorific]

Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

[raptorific]

while I was saying this he tried to dodge the question about whether or not he still wants to ban all Muslims from entering America and yelled at Martha Raddatz for asking him to answer the question

[raptorific]

while I was typing THIS he yelled at Martha Raddatz again for trying to move on to the next question, claiming Hillary went over her time. Martha refused to allow him this lie, and he got even more pissed off

[raptorific]

He just said “I know nothing about Russia” and then had to backpedal when he realized what he’d just said

[raptorific]

I’ve lost count of the amount of times Anderson Cooper has had to say “Please allow her to respond, she didn’t interrupt you”

[raptorific]

Martha had to stop Donald from attempting to respond to Hillary’s response (which was not something he gets according to the rules) to tell him it’s supposed to be about the audience

[raptorific]

Just for the record, I know it looks like I’m JUST listing off Donald Trump’s fuckups in this debate, but I’m listing both candidates’ mistakes, it’s just that Hillary’s biggest political mistake thus far in the debate is mispronouncing the word “fast” and given that the other guy has said “bigly” during this debate I feel like it’s hard to make this seem fair

[raptorific]

He just praised Assad and Russia

[raptorific]

Martha has taken to just repeating the question louder when he’s refusing to answer the question

[raptorific]

He just said America was stupid

[raptorific]

Everything I’m typing is a primary source and the history students of the future can use it for their essays, just make sure to cite me, Daniel Sabato 2016

[raptorific]

if you take a shot every time he interrupts, shouts down his opponent or the moderator, refuses to answer the voters’ questions, or uses the word “disaster,” you will be dead of alcohol poisoning TONIGHT

[raptorific]

He’s trying to make it sound like the moderators are being unfair to him because they keep calling him on breaking rules but they don’t call out Clinton as much, but the fact is that Clinton is just… not breaking the rules as much….

[raptorific]

somebody reblogged this post and tagged it “not homestuck” and I’m not 100% sure they’re right

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[coconabe]

Unmute please!

[grossscience]

How should you remove the smell if you get sprayed by a skunk? Use chemistry!

This week I explore the chemistry of skunk spray, and I gotta say: skunks are more fascinating than I ever thought. Also, a warning: this video includes slow motion footage of skunk anuses. Enjoy!

[thebrainscoop]

clicked for the slow-mo butt chemical projectiles, was not disappointed