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Kinda just fumbling around life and using the internet/ social media as a place to just turn off for a bit cause irl is its own big thing. I put most things in queue and don't really do og posts more than once or twice annually. so yeah, welcome to a collection of stuff liked and then kept for myself I guess.

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[shadowen]

I'm scrolling Tumblr. I pause to watch a video of Amaury Guichon. He pours chocolate into a mold, then carefully removes the shape of a human head. There are time lapse clips of chocolate being formed into a body, limbs, and hair. As the final detail is finished, he steps back to reveal the figure of a beautiful woman, uncannily lifelike. He steps forward and places a delicate kiss on her lips. The figure, now a living human woman, stirs and looks around in wonder. Amaury Guichon looks into the camera with a wide smile and holds out his arms in presentation.

"Fucking chocolate guy," I mutter to myself before scrolling to the next post.

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Are you beating the allegations?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 22, 2024

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

The allegations,,,

[greeniery]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[breha]

sometimes it’s They Would Not Fucking Get Married but sometimes it’s just They Would Not Have A Fucking Wedding. send those characters to the courthouse on a tuesday or so help me

[scorn-system]

Tumblr is such a nice site once you block about 3000 users for your own protection

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

Edit: muted this post, simply bc im sick of the transphobes and homophobes in the comments, and they're pissing me off ❤️

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.