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This is going to be crazy sweet babies (if you can't guess its a homestuck apples-to-apples) Idea man --> Heavy lifter --> Card designer -->

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I'd like to point out that Hammy is literally the only follower to this blog

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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANY MORE THEY ARE DONE FIGHT ME

Horuss Zahhak: Polite and mindful of cursing, he is truly a renaissance troll

Kurloz Makara: :o)

Cronus Ampora: Wannabe 50's greaser human just looking for love in all the wrong places.

Meenah Peixes: Has a hing for killing royalty and boonbucks! BALLA

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POST THESE NOW BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING LAST FOUR UP IN A BIT

Damara Megido: 周りの性交と週を吸うのが大好きふしだらトロール

Rufioh Nitram: An exceptionally easygoing and friendly troll who enjoys anime and chickening out of breaking up with a particular troll.

Mituna Captor: A mentally damaged troll who enjoys video games and skateboarding with Latula.

Kankri Vantas: A trigger happy troll who's goal in life is to offend no one and bring everyone together. (yo add a triger that fits or add something to be tagged with a trigger)

Meulin Leijon: Matchmaker extraordinaire, She enjoys her gay babies (=^•ω•^=)

Porrim Maryam: A tatted up vixen who is comfortable with her feminine qualities, but refuses to be defined by them.

Latula Pyrope: A skater troll with a love of video games. Enjoys doing radical tricks with Mituna.

Aranes Serket: Has a habit of telling obscenely long (but interesting) stories about the people.

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quick update on where i am on the masterlist

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still going I'm sorry

Caliborn: Cherub with terrifying obsession with playing games and destroying things. Really wishes his sister would die.

Calliope: Cherub very polite, cheerful and friendly demeanor. Really wishes her brother would behave.

Gcat: Just look at that aloof little bastard. He doesn't give a shit about anything, does he?

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BITCHES GET SHIT DOES AT A REALLY SLOW PACE

Mom: Mother to Rose, she has quite the taste for wine, she has a nasty habit of getting in to passive aggressive gift wars with her daughter.

Dad: Father to both John and Jane thanks to weird plot shit, he is A dapper fellow with a Love of cakes and harlequins. He is so proud of his children.

Bro: Brother of Dave, he is one ironic motherfucker who has a thing for puppets and Doritos. He's just like on of my Japaneses animes.

Becquerel: Jade's dog, he protects and cares for Jade once her Grandpa dies. Good dog. Best friend.

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i feel like this would be good to include in the reminder post! it might also get more attention from can town (:

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rest tomorrow because sleep and irrisonibilatys 

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Alpha troll up to bat

Aradia Megido: At one point a very accepting dead girl, at another a energetic lass. She has a love of archaeology and being alive.

Tavros Nitram: Young troll who enjoys roleplaying and FLARPing. He just wants to become like Pupa Pan and FLYYYYYYYY!

Sollux Captor: One psychic beekeeper. (fuck its 3am whatever)

Karkat Vantas: The self pointed leader of the Alpha trolls. Tends to have a short temper and one dirty mouth, but when push comes to shove, he can give one hell of a shoosh pap.

Nepeta Leijon: A cute and cuddly lusus murderer. With their blood, she ships enough couples to give UPS a run for there money.

Kanaya Maryam: One hell of a fashionesta Rainbow drinker who has a soft spot for light. Wear Crocs around her, I dare you.

Vriska Serket: One head strong miss with a live for adventure, the number 8, and Nic Cage.

Terezi Pyrope: A blind justice thirsty troll who loves the color red and the smells that go along with it. 

Equius Zahhak: A very STRONG troll who loves milk, robots, and who sweat enough to drown a small village.

Gamzee Makara: One zoned out troll who loves slime pies. Is a pretty chill dude as long as he's had a few :o) 

  Eriden Ampora: Genocidal seadweller who has a mastery of White science and hipster glasses.

  Feferi Peixis: The super bubbly heiress to the troll crown. Despite her title, he has no plans of enslaving anyone.

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ALPHAS DONE

Jane Crocker: The appointed leader of the Alpha and heiress to the Crocker corp. company. She likes mystery and is one hell of a gumshoe. Along with that, she enjoys baking and furry lipped comedians.

Roxy Lalonde: A once rather tipsy dame who loves cats quite a bit and is gifted in the field of science and is one top notch hacker. She also has a soft spot for wizard porn. *wonk*

Dirk Stirder: The calm and cool kid with the anime shades who is advanced in robot-mechanics and the art of irony. He has it all together with a steal trap of a mind and a steal blade. (is actually a big dork)

Jake English: Lovable(sometimes insufferable) lughead who lives for adventure, skulls, and fisticuffs. Also has a burning love of all movies and has one hell of a trigger finger.

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EDITS ARE DONE. FOR THE 3 STRIKED OUT REPLACE WITH "413", "LUSUS", AND "MSPA READER" FROM THE DELETED ITEMS POST

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YO THE MASTER LIST OF THINGS IS GOOD UNTILL THE MIDNIGHT CREW. WILL FINISH EDITING AND POSTING TOMORROW

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SAME SIZE! Final

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alright are these any better?

i'll start typing them up tonight (:

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Boooooth up

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Try these, Ham Bag :O

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(also, while i'm at it, here's the link to the facebook event for the saturday meetup since someone needed to figure out rides)