[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[make--it--gayer]

skinny legend

[glutko]

Every Deep Web horror story in a nutshell

Cocky 20-year-old: Oh FUCK YEAH I feel so goddamned invincible on the dark net. I’ve bought weed and other weird shit from there and it’s awesome. I’m gonna click on random links to sate my curiosity

*goes to a livestream of someone being murdered*

Cocky 20-year-old in the chat: Yo what the fuck you guys are fucked up

The admins and users of the chat: You goddamned idiot. Why the fuck did you come here to Murder Kill Room if you’re going to act like a pussy. We know where you live because you were a cocky piece of shit who didn’t use proxies. We’re going to send a dude to beat you to death in your sleep

Cocky 20-year-old: Fuck

[angrybisexuals]

[federalbureauofislam]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

[sexanax]

eat fruit and do squats babygirl dont worry bout these boys

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

adults: why do teenagers need anti depressants lmao adults: *get a lil stressed* *abuse their kids*

[partydrugs]

Paolo Barretta

[obscured-being]

aesthetics

[awwcutepets]

first kiss

[umrzec]

https://instagram.com/p/Beo74ORhK6r/

[ugly]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

[stoneroses]

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[declinate]

by anne symons

[adhighdefinition]

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cons of tapeworm

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside

-never lonely

[gravegospel]

if coyotes are just indie wolves and wolves are just bass boosted dogs what the fuck are moths to butterflies

[iggykoopa666]

ugly

[gravegospel]

please be nice to moths im begging you

[joshpeck]

beg