barbie princess and the pauper are girlfriends

they love each other.

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oh i’ve moved to @electric-hydrangea

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sorry guys i’ve been watching evangelion and rethinking my life and trauma

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redraw

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peas.

a walrus comes out of the vodka swimming pool and somehow holds onto an AK47 with its tusks and guns you down

There is a sign next to the pool that says “never bring peas in this location it angers the gun walrus” 

the walrus then slowly goes back inside the vodka 

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i wish I could feel the feeling of cracking open a cold coke and feeling it in my nose again

now it is just pain

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n...not cocaine

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i wish I could feel the feeling of cracking open a cold coke and feeling it in my nose again

now it is just pain

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150 posts nice job gang

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back in 5th grade i made a (really shitty) “book” that I was really proud of. it wasn’t finished, it had like 145 pages, but then my computer broke and everything got wiped and about 41 pages were completely lost. I haven’t written anything since then, mostly either out of fear that it’ll happen again, and the fact it made me lose all writing motivation.

But I’m reading the book right now

and dear GOD it’s horrible. Every bad writing idea? Yeah you can find it here. 

aaaaaaa god it’s so bad lmao

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to be honest when i watched When Marnie Was There i thought they’d be gay but then we found out they were related and i felt very weird after that

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one thing that mildly inconveniences me is that the smell of my biological father genuinely triggers me

and when im looking through my laundry, smelling it to find out if it’s wearable or not, i notice that i smell like him >:(

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sometimes when i’m listening to a song like Paparazzi by Lady Gaga or The Fear by Lily Allen, i get reminded of specific scenarios/places/memories from when i was a kid and it makes me really sad for a few minutes idk this might be common

i miss those times :(

they were good because i didn’t know how bad it was.

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what are your opinions on #1 star wars waifu, Visas Marr? (if you don't know, she's from video game KOTOR)

i have no idea-

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she is perfect & pretty & i love her, i just wanted u to know abt her so i could share her  👉👈

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I'm sure someone's told you this, but you know your amiibo automatically lets you kick anyone you want, right? Sure, you have to invite Peaches back three times, but it's easy with time traveling.

I didn’t know that, that’s pretty cool. But, I can’t even use the amiibo cos I don’t have the NFC reader which is like $80 on amazon. (Thanks for telling me, though)

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glad my concert got postponed so i don’t have to look at pictures my family took of me playing bass while my eyes are closed and i look like an idiot

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How Limberg Ruined My Life

It all started with a doll house. I found it, and asked my friend if she wanted it. She did, which meant I was going over to her town.

It was a quick drop-off, nothing to worry about.

But there was a threat I did not know. A virus.

After time travelling, the next day was quiet. Peaceful. The calm before the storm.

The next day, I saw it.

There was a sign that Limberg was going to move into my town.

I screamed in agony.

But that wasn't the end of it, oh no.

A month ago, I won an Amiibo raffle and got the Peaches Amiibo. However, I found out I needed an $80 Amiibo Reader to use it. I did not have the Reader, so Peaches stayed on my bookshelf.

Today, Peaches came to my campsite. I was extremely happy.

But she did not offer to move in. I was confused.

So I exited the tent, and promptly counted my villagers.

I had 10.

Limberg had capped it off.

Limberg ruined me.

I hate that stupid mouse.

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I thought boba fett (clone wars) voice was familiar and so I looked it up and its fucking breckin meyer Who was travis in clueless And spencer in freddy's dead Which are two characters I had crushes on when I was younger I fucking cant even