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If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what crime would you commit?

Armed robbery, obviously. I would get all chocolate chip pancakes I wanted! (っ✧ཀ✧ς)

Imagine me just casually strolling into a restaurant with a plastic mannequin arm tucked under my armpit and a giant plate in my hand. I start flailing the mannequin arm around saying, "tHIs Is aN ARmEd rObBErY, PuT tHE cHoCOlAtE ChIP PAnCaKEs On thE pLaTE aNd nO OnE gEtS HiT," and everyone just starts to panic. XD

#ask me questions #question #ask box #ask #ask blog #send me asks #ask me anything #ask me stuff #ask me anons #please #i'm petty

Friend A: [to friend B] I like your dad, he's so nice and really cool.

Me: Do you like my dad?

Friend A: I don't know your dad.

Me: Me neither. ಥ◡ಥ

#bastard #funny #i'm petty #fatherless #mistakes were made #mistake #errors #I'maliteralmistake

Why is your blog called "Chocolate Chip Pancakes"?

This is a good question! :) Thank you for asking. ^◡^

There are two reasons why I called this blog "Chocolate Chip Pancakes". The main one being that it's my favorite thing to eat for breakfast. (っ˘ཀ˘ς)

The other one being, primarily just as a joke towards myself, because I'm flat. Like a pancake (ಥ◡ಥ).

I also have a small mole near my mouth and a few on my neck which are like mini choco chips. So I'm a chocolate chip pancake; flat and sweet. ಠ◡ಠ

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Twas me

I had a sneaking suspicion it 'twas you. ;)

#ask box #ask #ask blog #send me asks #ask me anything #ask bout me #question #i'm petty

Tee hee hee hee hee ;3

hee hee hee tee hee ;33

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I tried some blue makeup just to try something new, and I think it looks okay. 😁

#blue eyes #blue #makeup #puncakeatthedisco #busride

HEWWO

Hello there! :D Welcome, possible new friend.

#question #greeting #hello #ask me anything #send me asks #ask blog #i'm petty

"We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us."

—Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

#videogamequotes #video games #bioshock #andrew ryan

meme-theft

Get your doggos straight👌💯

Me: *looks at friend who is eating a fruit* That is a small apple.

Friend:

Friend: This is a plum.

#stupid #idiot #dumbass #stupidthingsisay

So basically, here's my halloween dilema. I could've paid my friend to make me a halloween costume. Take old clothes, stitch and repaint them, all for the price of less than 20$. But NoOo. My grandmother wanted me to get a halloween costume at that specific moment, so he couldn't make me a costume.

I'm a fool.

#halloween #halloween dilema #halloweencostume #problems

Friend: *randomly begins liking all of my previous replies*

Friend: But I love everything you say! ♡

Me: ...

Me: It's everyday bro with that disney channel flow

Friend: ...

Friend: wtf?

Me: Now what are you going to do?

#funny #conversation #friend #cringe #cringey