kill meh

idk what im doing, just take the gay shit and leave

[shencomix]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[taraljc]

omg this is where jail for 1000 years comes from

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Cop deserves a life sentence. Who knows how many lives he’s ruined with something like this.

[spookingxinxsilence]

Seeing him jump when he realizes he’s being recorded is just

[havoc-midnight]

Boost!

[catchymemes]

[cargochip]

This needed to be added

[nohaijiachi]

The adventures of Crow-ley and Aziradove, part 6: the hardships of parenting (the first strip has an animated panel I do hope tumblr doesn’t kill the gif…)

part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part extra - part 4 - part 5

[cairnsteward]

people who draw found-family-type groups of characters all sleeping in a big sort of loose pile together….. how does it feel to hold my life in your hands

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

That actualy sounds adorable I'm gonna do that

[screenshotsofdespair]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

This is like a cards against humanity

[nat-without-a-g]

I’m so proud of them

[sylnan-deactivated20200422]

hey, everyone should go and spam @/tsuriffs ask box asking whose art did they steal to use as their icon, they are an abusive cunt who not only stole ice's artstyle and sona but also ships irl people and probably also ships inc*st

[krucialydd05]

what does stole an artstyle mean? like that they traced?

[sylnan-deactivated20200422]

yes

[krucialydd05]

what the actual fuck is this person.

[sylnan-deactivated20200422]

lmao they rlly went off on a fourteen yo

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

oh yes i am an ice minion,,,,, whos ice

[babyboyschlatt]

🙈👀 looking for a boyfriend😳

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

i cant stop watching this help

[poopdings]

what if ua has their own ugly school merch and these dorks were their models?

[trans-isnt-fun]

First time using a public men’s restroom. It’s been a giant fear of mine cause I’m always scared that I don’t pass or that I’ll be confronted by someone, but there was no one in there so I was fine. I know it’s a small thing but I’m proud that I did it.

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

i think you pass realy well!

[beardless-bearded-vulture]

Found this gem on instagram (@ginaswildmind)

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

i was realy confused bacause i forgot vulture culture was a thing

[whale-shark-queen]

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

gordon ramsay is a good boy who did nothing wrong

[foxyfandoms]

I think these people need to watch clips of Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube. The people he yells at often ripping off and sometimes even nearly poisoning customers. There was one incident where bad lobster made someone so sick he had to call an Ambulance to the restaurant.

[fingerdownthebooksspine]

And never forget Amy’s Baking Company who was stealing tips from the waiters and waitresses

[foxyfandoms]

There was a hotel with the same thing going on. Dude was running it into the ground so bad giving all his friends free rooms, food, and drink and couldn’t even pay his staff and because most of his business was comped for his buddies.  He was taking from the tip jar whenever he helped on the floor on top of it. Gordan found out one group of his friends left hundreds of dollars that was supposed to be passed out to the staff as big tips and he downright pocketed it.

[werewolf-cuddles]

So basically, people who complain about Gordon Ramsey know jack shit about Gordon Ramsey

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

i remember seeing a realy amazing video of gordon ramsay encouraging this blind girl wait

[blackqueerblog]

So many arrested because people are OPENING THE DOORS and trying to play Sensible Citizens with these MAGA Gestapo Agents.

[protego-et-servio]

((This is the correctly translated infographic. There’s a fake one floating around that doesn’t match the English version and tells Spanish speakers to do the opposite of what this recommends. Please be careful and make sure you’re not reblogging the wrong one!))

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

what the actual fuck.

2019 yall

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[phantomsuperman]

Today in dumb news, a straight person looses their shit for being treated like an LGBTQ person

[doinyourmomepicstyle]

okaz i dont agree with generalizing anyone, but have you ever seen a breakup prank by a gay person?

[memesandlaughs]

[memescomedy]