Pun in a million

A blog just for puns. quest-for-the-holy-braille is my main account.

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Gaston deserves a no Belle prize

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If the bird in Dumbledore’s office only told true things it would be facts the phoenix 

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What's a lesbians favorite language? Gaelick

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When a monk routinely dresses the same way it's a habbit.

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What do you call it when you really concur with someone's method of farming? Agreeculture.

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I have girls in every state, but my favorite one is definitely the Maine ho

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What do you call a t Rex with colored hair? A dyenosaur

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Some person: hey can you see if Sarah Palin can help me with my problem?

Someone who knows Sarah Palin:

Alaska

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When you have sex with a British Prime Minister its called Netflix and ChurChill

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People who dislike marxism really need to look at it from a different engel

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Is your icon.... Nemoglobin?

YES

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When you're gay in your house with nobody else you're homolone

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If Abraham Lincoln was a piece of pasta he would give the spaghettysburg address

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When you're a little bit polish you're a tad pole

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When Christ has a cold he sneesus

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When staff releases a new update

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I run a food blog, which I like to call a yumblr

Overheard at a PTA conference