Resident evil ships if their partner is missing
A Terra Save employee:"Hello Mr.Kennedy, I'm calling to inform you that your wife Claire Redfield is missing"
Leon:"Oh lord witness me as I break the rules of nature to find my wife"
*In the end Leon finds Claire by becoming superman*
*Chris drinking coffee in the BSAA HQ*
*A BSAA soldier entering Chris' office*
Soldier:"We uhhhh...uhm...Ms.Valentine got kidnapped..."
*Chris smiling psychotically*
Chris:"Oh really? And who stole my pookie?"
Soldier:"Someone named JillLover88"
*1 minute and thirty three seconds later*
*Chris just scorched earth and found Jill in Europe*
Meanwhile the rest of the BSAA is traumatized
*Ada driving around LA while listening to music in her car*
Kidnapper:"I kidnapped your husband Mr.Kennedy! You better give me 10,000 dollars if you want to see him again!"
Ada:"Oh great! I'll transfer the money and I'll throw in another 5k if you take him to my basement but keep him tied up"
Kidnapper:"Sure thing Ms.Wong, your wish is my command"
*Ethan is preparing dinner for his family*
*Chris banging on the door*
Ethan:"Chris? What are you doing here?"
Chris:"No time to talk. someone kidnapped Mia"
*Ethan going Psycho mode*
Ethan:"Go on Spotify and play 'The only thing they fear is you'."
Chris:"Since when do you play Doom Eternal?"
*The next day, Chris and Ethan wiping out a whole village while listening to Doom Eternal OST and saving Mia*
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