life: the biggest troll

My name rhymes with spade ♡

[punk-hoodlum]

[triggagifs]

[binogirlforever]

[rad-dad3000]

i made this in like 20 mins

[eyedentitycrisis]

Isn’t he in fall out boy

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

[powerrangersvintage]

[lx34e]

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[godblum]

someone: technology is ruining our society and we never talk to people face to face anymore! we’re so antisocial and me: *pulls out my phone because I’m bored*

[punk-hoodlum]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[indiandaughter-deactivated20130]

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

[steveandbucky-deactivated201702]

list of possible responses for when you get anon hate:

‘okay’

gifs of cute puppies

some song lyrics in all caps

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

a random fact about penguins

offer them a snickers bar

[steveandbucky-deactivated201702]

i came up with a few more:

‘HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN!’

copy + paste exactly what they said to you

reply in a foreign language

a quote from 50 shades of gray

8-)

[chromyrose]

Also

Use this gif:

[kind-cult]

my aesthetic: trying really hard to make it look like i’m not actually trying really hard when i’m trying really hard

[wellenklavier]

[mrteavg]

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief