[transgendad]

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

[anarchoarchie]

actually i think cher should come to tumblr SORRY she's got the girlblogger spirit.

[anarchoarchie]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

his big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

[unusualshrimp]

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

[catcrumb]

[solarspan]

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

[evilsanlang]

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

[evilsanlang]

sorry I felt like lying

[harperssterns]

[foxaes]

My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup

[expee]

[lovetone]

havent felt fly like a g6 lately

[farmlesbians]

[albertnatural]

wtf harry come on man

[stupidpetface]

[unclefather]

[beggars-opera]

RIP Yahoo Answers, it has been a privilege memeing with you 

[bisexualvalve]

10 miles away from where the Derek chauvin trial is taking place, police murdered Daunte Wright, a Black man, today on April 11th. They then left his body on the ground for 6 hours. They pulled him over for having an air freshener obstructing his rear view mirror. This can't be reformed. Abolish the police

[bisexualvalve]

This is him with his son. The police murdered this man over an air freshener.

There are protests in Minnesota for him and cops are tear gassing the crowds and firing rubber bullets. You can't reform this

[bisexualvalve]

The Daunte was told to exit the car by police. When he did, they tried to arrest him for an outstanding warrant. When he tried to reenter his car they shot him.

If the police can arrest the Atlanta shooter and Dylan roof without shooting them they could have done the same for Daunte whose crime was having an air freshener.

They chose to murder him.

[unpretty]

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

[unpretty]

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

[unpretty]

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

[unpretty]

business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock

home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.

[radiodark]

Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life

[radiodark]

BRIAN

[natsusume]