i am punk because i say so

Charity Burbage. Seventh Year. Hufflepuff

[punkandcharity]

finnuhgin‌:

                    𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐄  𝐇𝐄  𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃'𝐕𝐄  𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇  𝐇𝐄𝐑   ,     simply  nodding  along  without  so  much  as  a  sarcastic  remark     ,     had  he  not  seen  them  doing  the  exact  same  thing  only  thirty  minutes  ago     .     Wiping  the  sweat  from  his  forehead     ,     he  scrunched  his  nose     .       ❛      Well  in  that  case      ,     ❜     lifting  his  hand     ,     he  allowed  them  the  wonderful  opportunity  to  study  the  intense  structure  of  his  middle  finger     .

"Yeah, I'm sure they'll love to suck on that." Charity rolled her eyes, and scratched her nose. She wasn’t one to be grumpy, usually she found herself to be quite friendly. “Stick some other body parts in there I’m sure they’ll love it.”

[finnuhgin]

                𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃  𝐎𝐔𝐓  𝐎𝐅  𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐒𝐄,      hand  lingering  in  place  as  he  studied  the  blue  creatures  that  rattled  in  their  cage      .      Leaning  just  a  bit  closer     ,      barely  a  centimeter    ,    they  jumped  at  the  sides     ,     their  prison  now  tipping  wildly  back  and  forth      .      Adie  instinctively  jumped  back    ,    eyes  wide  as  he  snarled      .          ❛     Shifty  lil’  bastards    ,    aren’t  they     ?      ❜

[punkandcharity]

"Shifty because you are sort of messing with them right now." Her head leaned closer towards the cage. "Or at least that's what they thing you are doing."

[emmesvcnces]

“you can’t BELIEVE everything you hear – this school is a bloody gossip mill–” 

[punkandcharity]

"Has Celia Avery been found half naked and confused again?"

[rcbcstanlcstrange-blog]

“can ya’ skip to the part where i’m supposed to give a shit because transfiguration is really kicking me in the ass and i’m CLEARLY not great at multitasking–”

[punkandcharity]

"It's herbology, Prewett. It isn't going to get any easier than this. All you're doing is holding a leaf in one hand and moving the soil with the other. Think about Transfiguration when it's time for transfiguration."

[catchaloves-deactivated20181005]

  focus just wasn’t coming to the blonde as she sat on the hogwart’s grounds with a potions book in lap. try as she might, her thoughts kept wandering to the news that had been circling around the castle. another muggle family killed. something that only served to intensify the girl’s worries for her own family. with a frustrated sigh, she ran her hands through her hair before she grabbed the edge of the book and tossed it away from her with some dramatic flair. “ this is pointless. “ she groaned.

[punkandcharity]

Charity watched the girl with a raised brow. "Well, if you're going to throw the book away then yeah, learning is pointless."

[punkandcharity]

☎$

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[to peter 5:50PM] great fuckin show mate. love to rant about it more but i got an paper due in the morning

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[to peter 11:16AM] hey do you think pettigrew’s alright looking?

[to peter 11:16] fuck well don’t answer that

[punkandcharity]

⁇%$

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[to hestia 10:39PM] biiiiiiiih my g string broke

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[to hestia 12:02PM] where are you rn?

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[to hestia 1:11PM] that’s fucking stupid and you know it

[to hestia 11:13PM] jesus sorry that wasn’t meat for you <3

[punkandcharity]

rcsmerta‌:

“Thank you, Charity Burbage, thank you. You’re a hero. So she bought it, then? And I’ll be sure to hide out in the common room, then — which is boring, but less boring than serving detention for skipping. Did I miss anything important, by the way? I really did want to show up today, but you know … I also wanted to sleep in.”

"Staying asleep might be your saving grace." Charity teased back at her rebellious counterpart. "Did you miss anything important? I don't think so, then again I can barely keep my eyes open in classes anymore."

[punkandcharity]

flethcer‌:

“Oi! What d’ya have against my toes? They’re glorious, they are.” He laughed a little, looking down at his shoes. “Maybe I should paint their nails, or something, make ‘em even more appealing. And don’t worry, I’ll get myself some new shoes ASAP.”

"Just for our sake. And the sake of all our noses." Charity outstretched her hand to his shoulder. "It's because I'm your friend and I care about you. And it's more than the drugs and constant thievery that keep people away from you. I'm all about it, but its clear they aren't. And if you’re going to paint your toes at least do them in the house colors. Show some pride."

[datasssdoe-blog]

[ofmymuses]

character aesthetic  ➙ ​ { the dreamer }

no dream is too BIG  or too small to accomplish, my dear

[punkandcharity]

arnelias‌:

“Oh, that is definitely a pro. My mum definitely does know, as does my dad, but I’ve done quite well at just not giving them a reason not to send me a howler. Staying out of trouble is a solid way to avoid that. Or at least, not getting caught is.”

"That's the benefit of muggleborn parents, they can't really figure out how to contact me here. But they find out when something goes wrong trust me. When I get back home for the holiday...the chicken coop...my responsibility"

[punkandcharity]

if you could form your own band here at hogwarts, who would you recruit to join you?

“Everyone I know that plays an instrument is already in CVRSED so I suppose I’m just a one witch show.”

[punkandcharity]

have you been working on music?

“Let’s just say I’ve been very inspired by Bob Dylan and David Bowie lately, so that’s been sounding interesting.”

[punkandcharity]

Coolest people in school? Yourself not included.

“Sturgis hands down, Mary, Rosmerta, maybe Mundungus, in no particular order. Just good people to be around.”

“And thank you, I am very cool.”

[punkandcharity]

Incorrect Novum Quotes

Charity: Mundungus has 600 priors. Selling drugs. Selling Drugs. Selling drugs. Dog larceny.

Mundungus: Sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 'Twas a cat.

[punkandcharity]

incorrect novum quotes

mundungus: if you're so punk would you rather sleep with blondie or bowie

charity: i am worthy of none