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Uuhhh goddamn intro posr or something I don’t giva crap really

Yo I’m Devin (I also go by Susie), an alter of a usually nerdy and preppy girl that really should just stand up for herself more often. Anyway, yes I am a member of a plural system and usually I’m sitting at the back shooting the shit and stuff, but I made this blog to kick off some steam and get some enrichment in. Anyway if I come off as rude that’s honestly a you problem, Rude girls deserve the world and fuck off if you don’t flow with that.

My hobbies include telling people to screw off, bullying people, smashing heads in, posing menacingly with baseball bats and other brute force weapons, making mean spirited jokes, and basing my personality around girls with a dark purple color palette.

I was gonna make a DNI list that was like “if you’re a shitass whiny moron DNI” but then I realized I love fucking with whiny morons, so please interact, I’d love to practice my insults on you.

Anyway that’s fuckin all, whatever, fuck off, Devin out

#fucked up hell sounds

athousandkissesz

I think the most devastating insult I've ever recieved is people telling me I speak like a goddamn Homestuck character

#this has happened multiple goddamn times #two of the times comparing me to the same fucking character #and I won't say who fuck you

Grabbed a rat from its hole and made it grapple with what it's done

Another rad post of mine is killing it, I'm so cool

#it prolly just happened cause the rude girl who's been stealing my style reblogged it but whatevs #she's pretty good at being mean girl too #badeline celeste

demilypyro

I didn't like Celeste for the longest time. I still don't really think it's for me... It's a game that took me years to sit down and play all the way through, because every time I did, I found it very disagreeable. And even when I did finish it, I came away from it... Not understanding what other people got from it. I found it a frustrating, tone-deaf work, and I didn't relate to the way it handled its subject matter. In fact it bristles me.

The way the conflict between Madeline and Badeline is framed fundamentally contradicts with my self-perception. Celeste's parable suggests that we learn to love and accept our flaws, and it does this through the reconciliation between Madeline and the manifestation of her darker emotions... But I can't view my flaws as separate from me. So I can't fight them, can't learn to love them. They *are* me, and rather it's the "good" parts of me that feel distant. Anger, anxiety, fear, spite, those are all me. The "good" in me is all learned behaviours. Coping mechanisms, carefully studied masking techniques... The more I try to get "better" the more I just end up learning to hide myself.... So I can't relate to any framework that assumes I identify with the "good" half of myself. I find that... precludes me. I don't have a good nature. I know that very intimately. When I try to find it, I grasp nothing. So Celeste was like.... a slap in the face. It felt like a game aimed at people who are already, inherently, better people than me. It makes me upset, and that causes me to judge it unfairly. I don't like how it makes me feel, and so my mind races to find a reason why. I honestly somewhat loathed it. I last played it in 2019, and those feelings festered ever since.

Only after last night, sitting through all of it with Ruby while she patiently explains everything, do I sort of understand what the game was going for. My media literacy is nothing before hers.... The game is a lot more sympathetic to Badeline than I remembered. I remembered her being consistently framed as the bad guy and then just kind of having a change of heart at the end... but I guess that's not really what happens... It's more nuanced than that.... It doesn't really condemn Badeline or state that she has to change... In fact it's Madeline who ends up admitting she was wrong...

I still don't have any way to apply this onto my own self-perception. I identify infinitely more with Badeline, while feeling disjointed and dehumanized by my "good" qualities. But I guess the game wasn't as mean-spirited as I remembered.... I guess by the end it sort of made me feel seen by Badeline's character, the way she remains grumpy and terse even at the end.... I wish she still had a body even after leaving Celeste Mountain.... She's more like me.

#you're so real for that girl #I kinda feel the same

cheezydraws

cheer up, kid

sport-news-daily

foopbal. america’s spornt since -69 bazillion BS (before sporpts). thoghts

6/10 immitation of my style. good for a first shot though. note the amount of misspellings first. Too dense. you dont let any individual one ring out like the gunshot that a good misspelling in a post is. that is not to say you cannot nescessairly write a misspelling dense post, that just isnt true, but the individual implausibility of your misspellings hurts you. "sporpts" and "spornts" demands your fingers travel in a completely improbable way across a keyboard. compare that to "slorts" or "dports". for something this rich you want to err on the side of plausibility. This is not to say you cannot have an insane implausible misspelling, its a well established tradition, but if youre creating deliberate improbable misspellings take an approach of optimising for vocal stimmyness. you have to become a sort of echolalia generator if you want to match my style. consider "robert lewandowski" -> "robert lelandowski", "badminton" -> "babington" these arent ways anyone in their right mind would misspell anything but they have a phonetic joy to them. try saying the post outloud and see how it feels. you have some of this. "foopball" is incredible but then you saturate the rest of the message with so many misspellings youve completely stolen its thunder. as for the concept its sort of take it or leave it. i like BS (before sports) but because its preceeded by "bazillion" and a thing thst explicitly contradicts it the ridiculousness of measuring time Before sports and After sports does not get the breathing room it needs for the comedy of it to really shine through, which is a real shame cause its pretty damn funny! of course none of this is gospel, but youre clearly trying to emulate how i do it. and yknow it is a really good attempt! you understand the core concept you just lack the craft nescessary to put it together. come on send me another anon ask, you've got this!

#damn we got a shitposting scholar here fuck yeah