pumpkin queen

em ~ pansexual ~ she/her

[punkasshufflepuff]

IM SOFT FOR THESE FOOLS

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crowley and aziraphale are quite possibly my favorite husbands

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my family: please stop bringing him up my friends: literally talk about anything else me: so about miles morales-

[vrepitsamypaladudes]

Lance, in bed with the flu for the ninth time this year: oh look at me, I’m Keith, I have the perfect immune system and hair and no chronic illnesses

Keith: I just asked if you wanted some soup

Lance: go fuck yourself Keith

[punkasshufflepuff]

How to Improve Your Writing

summon the devil and beg him to help you

[zoereadss]

Some of you haven’t stayed up reading until 4 am because you literally couldn’t put down your book until it was finished even though you needed to be up early the next day and it shows

[punkasshufflepuff]

i literally stayed up until 3am last night finishing A Court of Mist and Fury

[punkasshufflepuff]

so basically... i’m in love with one (1) man and his name is Rhysand, High Lord of the Night Court

[punkasshufflepuff]

i just finished the second book of the A Court of Thorns and Roses series and ummm i’m in love???

[punkasshufflepuff]

i’m still not over how much i love miles morales he literally deserves the universe he’s so beautiful i love him so Much

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Aquaman can’t be cut by anything but Atlantian steel, he shouldn’t have any tattoos.

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plot twist: the tattoos are actually drawn on with a permanent marker

[punkasshufflepuff]

do you ever have that one friend where everything seems to be going perfectly in their life and you’re happy for them but at the same time you wish you had happiness and love like that but at the same time you feel guilty for thinking that bc same

[punkasshufflepuff]

i love one boy and his name is Miles Morales

[punkasshufflepuff]

Miles Morales Is The Most Precious Boy And He Deserves The World

[punkasshufflepuff]

me: here’s some dumb stories from my childhood and idk a couple shitty drawings ig tumblr: nice! i like it me: i want jason momoa to crush me between his thighs tumblr: oMG YESSSSSS DADDYYYY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH JASON MOMOAAAAAAAA LOVE IT REBLOOOOOOGGGG

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my dad: *eating and enjoying a pickle and tuna fish sandwich with mayo* me, eye twitching: the universe is testing me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Extroverts just suck the energy from introverts and use it for themselves

[punkasshufflepuff]

@ extroverts give me my energy back i need that

[punkasshufflepuff]

i want jason momoa to crush me between his thighs