one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
Johnny Depp Surprises Fans as Captain Jack Sparrow at Disneyland! [x]
What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
LET THE MAN SPEAK FOR US
2017 year of the thrussy
we still have time to take this back. we don’t have to do this.
it’s too late
Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.
I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.
My entire childhood.
Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little
YOUR BEST REVENGE IS YOUR SUCESS
this girl goes to my school and she is the coolest person ever!!! accepted to 7/8 Ivy Leagues, not to mention that her parents are West African immigrants!
I’m so proud of her
@sixpenceee my work at the beginning of the school year vs. the end of it
Lmfao
Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere
Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!
Sports Anchor: “Band Girl throw the sword high.”
“Nails the catch and completes it with a bend.”
“Touch Down Band Girl.”
This is my favorite video ever
“I PAID MONEY TO BE HERE”
*Locks Dip*
*Nails Catch*
Too soon
it has been 7 and a half centuries
Days after United Airlines passenger David Dao was violently removed from an overbooked flight, his local newspaper, The Courier-Journal, published a report detailing the man’s completely unrelated, decades-old “troubled past” and printed photos of his home and office. And now other news outlets are following suit. 100% irrelevant, absolutely disgusting and unacceptable.
i got out my car and ran to take a picture of this dog in the riteaid parking lot earlier today and im still screaming over it