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my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

virgoprivilege

hey you guys wanna see something really cishetero

virgoprivilege

happy holidays

gondwana

THINGS ARE SHAPING UP TO BE PRETTY

legalgod

nsfw (not safe for water)

alkali metals

me: sorry I'm taken

*loud dragon roar in the distance*

me: oh, there's my boyfriend :)

breakingnews

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

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aidn

let him dance

scowlofjustice

he can dance if he wants to

sheppardofhell

he can leave his friends behind.

wheniwasharrypotter

cause if his friends don’t dance

ao-s

and if they don’t dance

twistedeveryway

then they’re no friends of mine

wizcoylifa

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

mruder-deactivated20170913

tobey maguire or andrew garfield

mruder-deactivated20170913

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

buckybarnesss

Okay, but listen, Star Wars where everything is the same, but Luke and Leia are replaced by Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein.

graceebooks

peopleareaproblem

I think my favourite type of cultural misunderstanding is when handsome male celebrities read out “mean tweets” but they’re really just hyperbolic displays of sexual frustration.