wagon age: oregons

tom. he/him. i'm just a piñata full of shouting.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[valas-illyn]

I need this gif reversed

[freakdroids]

nice

[wiltkingart]

hard x soft

[fibul]

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[dakkun39]

メインクエストは舞踏会まで進みました。クリアは来年かな。

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[hallowed-axolotl]

thought about tomodachi life too hard and realized that people being shocked by the lack of filters in a single-player game they own with their own money is actually cartoonishly messed up. we've grown so used to everything being filtered and not being able to do anything even remotely un-family-friendly in single-player games that being able to make the miis say fuck is a monumental occasion. insane.

[hamsterdads]

delicacy

[danji-doodle]

——————————————— lingering-nomad: akarians:which person in your otp sticks their cold hands on any of their partner’s exposed skin? probably Fenris, ‘cause Hawke’s a big, sturdy dude who’s used to Ferelden’s cold and he just exudes heat like a human radiator. ——————————————— Base on the above posting I saw from lingering-nomad I’m still pretty new to tumblr so I didn’t know other ways to go about posting a fan art that’s based on a pre-existing posting..- ..- hmm

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[slothliart]

Vampire Roan 🩸

Prints here <3

[vamplire]

put her canine teeth in the side of my neck!

[miamaimania]

“Swiss Knife Beetle” ✚ Victorinox Coleoptera

[dankmemeuniversity]

[platonbatonn]

octagonal paper folks

[n-pq]

"[...] And besides, there’s no such thing as fate.”

They lived in two entirely separate worlds.

based again on the gift of silence.

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut