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im here. im alive

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It’s been 100yrs.

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#im alive #!!!!!!!!!!!

Yooo, as much as I love Pink!Lars I’m always in the mood to write normal Lars too!

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#I love every aspect of him before and after

@iudicicm ❤️ ‘d for a starter

❝Halt! Who dares aboard my ship without permission!❞

#iudicicm #ic #rp #{ v;; bingo bongo! }#could apply to any of your muses #:'3

@beachlcver ❤️ ‘d for a starter

❝What the--❞ He refrained and cleared his throat. He knew he had to stop jumping to conclusions, but it was weird finding someone by the beach at this time of night. ❝What’re you doing?❞

#beachlcver #ic #rp #{ v;; I'm sick of this town }#I was in the mood for this verse #:'D

{ Like this for a small starter, maybe?? }

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#mutuals only pls

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◆ Another One of Those Roommate Inspired Memes ◆

Muse prompts taken from real life experiences that could probably be used in any context if you believe hard enough.

* blows out a candle with a can of compressed air *

“ Why is Ugandan Knuckles on the goddamn fridge? “

“ Microwaves are the devil and should be eradicated from the planet. “

“ LISTEN I DON’T ENGLISH GOOD OKAY. “

* Pterodactyl screeching after stepping on a thumbtack *

“ What do you mean Shaq wasn’t in Space Jam? “

“ Yeah, Sean Connery was Count Dooku. “

“ ____ stopping pissing and listen to my story! “

“ IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH. “

“ I’m coming to murder your pickle. “

“ You’re doing me a frighten! “

“ DO NOT TOUCH MY BAREFOOT WAIFU! “

“ If you didn’t cry over the death of Maes Hughes, consider yourself evicted from this home. “

* steps into the living room wearing nothing but a towel and singing Ed Sheeran tunes *

“ Hey not to be weird, but could you squirt some of this lotion on my shoulders? “

“ Remember that time you blew out a candle with compressed air? No? Pepperidge Farm remembers… “

“ Please do not use the term ‘ meat curtain ‘ ever again. “

“ The plot of Kingdom Hearts is: every one is Sora and everyone else is Roxas. “

“ WHY IS MY ASS NUMB?! “

* sticks a milk gallon in the pantry *

* walks up the stairs screaming and ripping clothes off *

“ Look, I don’t always lock the bathroom door so if you see my junk, that’s on both of us. “

“ I know where you sleep and where you keep your manga. Remember that. “

“ P.F. Chang’s has good food, but it literally made me shit my pants once… “

“ Are you McFucking kidding me right now? “

“ I will punch you in the nipple. “

“ I want Detective Pikachu to seduce me with his sweet sexy voice. “

“ I’m basically Nintendo’s dirty little bitch at this point in my life. “

* singing *NSYNC in the shower with crackling high pitches *

“ This wasabi tastes like ass. “

“ SOMEBODY MADE A FURBY ORGAN!!!!???? “

“ Okay, we’re going to mod the doorbell to make the Kricketune cry. “

“ ____ what the fuck have you done?! “

“ Somehow a pair of your underwear ended up in my drawer. “

“ ROWLET IS A GOOD BOY. A SOFT CHILD. “

“ I never played Fire Emblem, but the premise is waifu wars with swords, right? “

“ Dude, you literally walked out of the house five times without grabbing your keys or wallet. “

“ YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE WITH A FUCKING BLUEBERRY! “

“ When are we cart-jousting at Walmart? “

“ I JUST INHALED A CHUNK OF CAT. HAIR. CAT HAIR. “

“ Do you think the neighbors would care if I put a dinosaur with a fedora in the front yard? “

“ You’re my new car seat. Beep beep. “

“ We a need a welcome mat with Dio’s face. “

“ What does ‘ your ass is grass ‘ even mean? “

“ I love you and hate you, but right now it’s mostly hate because you look fucking dumb as hell. “

* starts petting ____’s head and back *

“ IT’S JOKE? More like my life’s a fucking joke. “

“ I would be gay for that one anime dude. “

“ First I drop the bass, then I drop to the floor sobbing to myself. “

“ GET THAT GRAPE DRANK. “

“ ____ tell me I’m pretty. Do it. I said fucking do it! “

“ I caused a time paradox by shaving my face. I am the apocalypse. “

“ Will I get fired if I answer the phones using the Batman voice? “

“ I tell people we’re a really close family. If I woke up with ____ in my bed, it’d be fine and I wouldn’t stab ‘em. We cool. “

“ Way to go, you dink. “

“ Papa John’s is probably fed up with our shit. “

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#meme

guardiansuggestion

I would not hesitate to use my body as a shield to protect you from all the bad things in the world.

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#{ file;; musings }

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I want one of those ships where they are just so achingly in love with each other, where they’ve spent so much time falling and they are so convinced it’s unrequited. That slow burn, deep, aching goodness. I need it. I will fight the sun man I n e e d i t

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FRANK OCEAN ( CHANNEL ORANGE) LYRICS

That was embarrassing

A tornado flew around my room before you came

My eyes don’t shed tears, but, boy, they pour

I been thinkin’ ‘bout you

'Cause I’ve been thinkin’ 'bout forever

No, I don’t like you, I just thought you were cool enough to kick it

Since you think I don’t love you, I just thought you were cute

That’s why I kissed you

I remember, how could I forget

You know you were my first time

It won’t ever get old, not in my soul

I’ll take bullshit if that’s all you got

Spendin’ too much time alone

We’re behaving like teenagers

Tid bits of intuition that I been gettin’ abandon admission

And a new day will bring another cryin’ babe into the world

The best song wasn’t the single, but you weren’t either

Keepin’ it surreal, whatever you like

Whatever feels good, whatever takes you mountain high

So why see the world, when you got the beach

The best song wasn’t the single, but you couldn’t turn your radio down

You’re catching that breeze 'til you’re dead in the grave

It’s not just money

It’s the difference between happy, being happy and sad

Too many bottles of this wine we can’t pronounce

Too many bowls of that green, no Lucky Charms

Super rich kids with nothing but fake friends

Real love, I’m searching for a real love

We once had things in common

Ice cold, baby, I told you, I’m ice cold

Cause this little hustle’s getting you by

You’re the dealer and the stoner with the sweetest kiss I’ve ever known

I just don’t know why I keep on tryin’ to keep a grown woman sober

You don’t know how little you matter until you’re all alone

Hittin’ stones in glass homes

And don’t no one hear the sound

There’s a thief out on the move

Shining like diamonds in a rocky world

What good is a jewel that ain’t still precious

How could you run off on me?

How could you run off on us?

She’s working at the pyramid tonight

Can we make love before you go

But your love ain’t free no more, baby

Lost in the thrill of it all

Got on my buttercream silk shirt and it’s Versace

But you’re beautiful to me

Just a virgin lover on a getaway

And now you wanna get away

But please keep up lover

Be my shrink for the hour

Just outrun the demons, could you?

I could never make him love me

To be in love with someone who could never love you

What if the sky and the stars are for show and the aliens are watching live

I been having withdrawals

I wanna see your pom poms from the stands

I know you wouldn’t hurt a beetle

There’s somethin’ about you

I can’t believe I’m even talking to you, tellin’ me this right now

I wish you could see what I see

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#meme

I haven’t watched the recent episodes, I’m not a true fan.

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#so sue me #but also I need to c atch up #///sweats///

punkedonut-blog

❝ I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, like the cool kids. ❞

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#self promo cw #<3

#I'm pretty sure I missed an ep #but I can't find it #so I'll be doing that in the meantime #but feel free to drop some asks in my inbox <3

#I have the larsadie feels #and I don't have anyone to cry with

yO

#{ out of donuts;; ooc }#so sorry for not being active #work is hella stressful #but I have the flu so I got a few days off #buT FEEL FREE TO SEND SOME ASKS

@snarkysecretary continued x

❝Oh-- so you have heard of me??❞ Proud and regal, Lars stepped down and approached the Yellow Pearl. Cape billowing behind him with every step. He had this voice of authority and confidence that he never once had back on earth. But it only took one misstep to destroy all that in seconds flat. With his cape getting caught under his boot, nearly making him fall over.

It was a good thing he caught himself before he did.

#snarkysecretary #ic #rp #my son is a nerd tbh #{ v;; resurrected }

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