Preface to Milf

pink to make the girls wink. lesbian. big big lesbian.

[lukavyi]

Study

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

is this anything

[nocassandra]

My darling Faramir 😭

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

[frodosrings]

“i’m glad to be with you, samwise gamgee. here at the end of all things” okay and what if i threw up and started crying and banged my head against the wall repeatedly

[a3n3g3el]

[oldpaintings]

The sleeping damsel (Una and the Lion), 1891 by Arthur Trevithin Nowell (English, 1862–1940)  

[redstonedust]

fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

[overthinkinglotr]

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[fish0009-deactivated20250522]

my perfect 100% not toxic uri

[lifeonthemurd-3-rscene-deactiva]

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[v0nkam]

To be chosen. To be cared for. To be loved. The sweetest thing. The warmest thing.

[kitsunebis]

.・゜‧͙⁺✩˚*･༓☾.｡*ﾟ・。.

[coquette-club]