date me.

Kyra 18 NY borger

[heartshapedmoodring]

massage? 

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This is the most calming vine

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[273891273]

[nintendo-thebign]

[zackisontumblr]

WALL-E (2008)

[saltycathy]

[meganandnicky]

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[ruinedchildhood]

[punks0ck]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

me

[sheekeepsmewarm]

Are You Still gay?

yeah my contract actually just got extended

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via geddysmullet)

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[hheennttaaii]

[evangelworldorder]

Top 5 curve of all time.

[bloomflowersbloom]

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]