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“WHA–
Are you LAUGHING at me? I’m RIGHT ! ! Food can’t be gay!!!”
The words sounded ridiculous to his ears, but his pride was pushing him forward, whispering over the sound of his own words to tell him he had to prove a point.
"Food and sex are nearly synonymous in the hierarchy of needs. Of course it can be gay." The giggling didn't completely subside but that was because he was finding hitting on flustering this guy was amusing.
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“– A piece of FOOD isn’t– It CAN’T be ‘GAY’. It’s just FOOD. Food doesn’t have a sexuality.”
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“I assure you, I didn’t mess up in any way.” He said with a charming grin– BUT NOT QUITE CHARMING ENOUGH TO CHANGE THE TOPIC.
He hummed thoughtfully, looking towards the street, only to look back towards the other. “… Just… A kid. Eating. Eating a donut. A maple donut.”
"That's gay." His tone was just so deadpan and abrupt about it too.
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“Well, I’m HESITANT to say that I ‘EFFED UP’ in any way…” He trailed off, hands sliding into his pockets as he turned around to filly face the other.
“But I was asking for Heavenly Father’s forgiveness. I just saw something that reminded me of a previous… Misgiving.”
"To error is human. If you don't think there's a fuckup somewhere that's some serious hubris." He may be needling at the other a little at this point. Who knows? "Inquiring minds want to know now though. Wha'd'ya see?"
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He listened to the other, tilting his head to the side, as if it was weighed down by his curious mannerisms…
Only to grin.
“Goodness, thank you! You’re not to bad yourself!” He said politely, voice nothing but detached kindness.
"So it begs the question, what are you requiring penance for? People don't say that unless they've fucked up in some way." Direct. Why bother sugar coating it since they (in his mind at least) had skipped passed the rude phase of their conversation.
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“– Okay.”
Kevin was doubtful. For someone who put an AWFUL LOT OF FAITH in the word of the Lord, he seemed AWFULLY RELUCTANT to put his faith in a fellow person.
“… Are you okay? Should I call someone for you?” This man had to be mentally sick.
"Tch. Interesting seems to be misinterpreted as rude." It was fairly clear he was not talking to the other at this point. A slow smile graced his features however. "Cute though."
step 1: be a mortal
step 2: hear the voices of the divine
step 3: ???
step four: prophet
