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Underachieving Great Human

[jaaxie-deactivated20160112]

reblog this kitter for the best sleep of ur entire life

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[sinbadism]

im not white and i get turnt to most of these :/

[daydreamerofyesterday]

i was at work and a thousand miles came on and i literally fucking lost my shit and went hard on that song like

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

Me when a thousand miles comes on

[kidkitthekingslayer]

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

[softwhorecore-deactivated201812]

This makes me so happy ☺️

[iamhannalashay]

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

[jaxuhmillion]

I LOVE THIS OMFG

[taylorzrealm]

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

[saiasus]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

[writingsandwonders]

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

[viragon]

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

[pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva]

Reblog the shit out of this

[yetanothertaylor]

We need more positive things like this!

[notyrqueer]

Okay but I did cry

[pleatedjeans]

Three cheers for these guys [x]

[blackphoenixincorporated]

This is how to be a good ally.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

[ladyflowdi]

So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.

By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat. 

So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.

So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction. 

In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.

[yuuri-katsuki-on-ice-blog]

Please for the love of god yes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we don’t accept refugees because 2 out of 100 M&M’s are poisoned then why is it OK the have “a few bad apples” in a police department?

[punkxmuffin]

I've been saying that I want to kill myself laughingly a lot recently All because of school and stuff happening at home.. Everyone just brushes it off with a laugh No one actually gets that I mean it

[sincerely-0420]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[deceptivelips]

(18+)

[regularlesbian]

my mom: that dress is too short me: i literally dont give a heck of fuck dude. god hates me. so does the fbi. i have to live any way i can, man. we’re all goung to fucking die.

[gloominatrix]

This.  All of this.

[dvilsnvrmnd]

[cwote]

Your tumblr speaks volumes about who you are as a person. It shows what kind of images you see in your head, who you love, who you hate, even what you think about other people. But most of all - it has all of the words you never said to people, all of the words you couldn’t have said but should have said.

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[dragon-guy-deactivated20180415]

Visit Original Link

Hehehe… Do you wanna see it that badly?

[the-heavenly-pussy]

Keep reading

[dragon-guy-deactivated20180415]

Sweet peaches and cream!!!!!! This is really good and extremely hot!!! Amazing job.

*boner intensifies*

[dragon-guy-deactivated20180415]

Reblogging for the afternoon crowd.

[selene-the-dragon-princess-deac]

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

[thirst-empress-deactivated20170]

And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.

[goldstar-goldfish-deactivated20]

And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

School of Rock is fab basically

[bantamazadeh]

[flowerprincephil-deactivated201]

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

[darknessinmystars]

for whenever I fuck up

[punkxmuffin]

Reblogging for when I'm not in class

[whitelinesandversace]

[suffering420-deactivated2015092]

bye this is so me

[saberghatz]

I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

[saberghatz]

WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE?? HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.

WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

[saberghatz]

AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??

THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.

WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE

[saberghatz]

AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.

SMOKEY THE BEAR.

NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR

[saberghatz]

don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE

THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS

[saberghatz]

And this one of course we all know its Berenstein

b ut

OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE

[saberghatz]

im so done I’m leaving the planet