Ijio Nano

39, she/her, I'm sorry I'm a Spamtenna spam blog now I guess

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[00000066]

[foopsie-daisy]

Chapter 5 stuff !

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[lianedegrenade]

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

[lianedegrenade]

split your body wide open for the stock market

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[dragongirlbunny]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[afurioushawk]

Quelle surprise

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[eyegengrauu]

no really, whos this twink you guys are talking about ....?

(original resolution + transparent under cut! the above ones are screenshots so they're not stupid small when you click on them </3)

hi. i got taken over. Feel free to use these for literally whatever i dont mind! Crediting @eyegengrauu would be appreciated if used :)

[fictionadventurer]

People pretend that seeing the bad things in life is the smarter, more clear-eyed position, but really, people who refuse to notice the good things are just as blind as the people who refuse to notice the bad things, plus they're more miserable.

[apilgrimpassingby]

[apenitentialprayer]

Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. Yes is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

Stephen Colbert

[pochayun]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[afurioushawk]

[alan713ch]

The fuck is a DC Voltron?

[afurioushawk]

[ijionano]

To be fair, "nothing but experience" means being someone who's just sat in a seat and not gotten any meaningful legislation or change through. Which is a LOT of our current 'moderate' Democrat incumbents. Literally placeholders that keep the status quo.

But it also means people like Bernie Sanders so yeah check yourself before you wreck yourself.