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the punniest pick up lines on the internet (all original)

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Call me Loki, ‘cause I’m quite good with my staff.

...and once you’ve been touched by it, you’ll want me and only me.

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I’m like the presidential election...I sound like fun, but you’ll get tired of my false promises about what I'll give you real quick.

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You know, Kennedy’s NASA vision could apply to you and me: let’s do things “not because they are easy, but because they are…hard.”

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I'm like the government. I'll stop when I feel like it.

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I’m like Hanukkah - I can last eight days and nights.

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Boy are you made of espresso grounds? Because you are fine.

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"Mjolnir isn't the only thing only Thor can handle."

"You might not be an Ice Giant, but part of you certainly is."

"You can call me Gatekeeper, because I can transport you to paradise with my sword."

"An eight-legged horse isn't the only thing I'm riding today."

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Damn, you must be a baker 'cause them buns look delicious.

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I hope the ground isn't the only fertile thing here.

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I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, rich and keeping me up all night.

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Let’s make like coffee and grind

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A Saturn V isn't the only thing that can take you to the moon.

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I like my men like I like my coffee.

I'll take whatever I can get, whenever I can get it.