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I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down ;)

#dirty #sorry this is dirty but its FUNNY #punny #pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #punny pick up lines #cheesy #very punny

Are you a water bottle? Cuz you make me thirsty

Quench your thiirrrssstttt💦😂

Can I be your Easter Bunny, and hop into your life for a day?🐰💕

#EASTER #easter bunny #one night stand #kinda fuck boy #whoops #punny pick up line #sorry for not posting a lot ahhhh #punny #pick up line #pun #cheesy #cheesy pick up lines #bunny #BUNNIES

You can put your pencil in my sharpener any time ;)

And you can ride on me. I mean… write*😂🤷🏽‍♀️

#DIRTY #IM SORRY #no I'm not lmao #I had to respond with a pun #v necessary #punny pick up lines #dirty pick up lines #pick up lines #punny #so punny #hahah #Idek

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♡~ Valentine’s Day Text with BTS ~♡ Pt.1

Pt.2

A/N: Ello!! Valentine’s is here! hope you all have a good day! regardless of your current romantic status hope this text can bring out a smile!! <3, thank you for reading! and

❤ HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! ❤

AngustD Loves you <3 PD: Shout out to @punny-pickup-lines for letting me use some of this wonderful and amazing puns from the blog!! <3 Thank you!! <3 ☺

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@angustdtonguetechnology putting the punny pick up lines to use!!😊 Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!!!❤❤

Like my menorah's candles, You're getting hotter and hotter everyday🔥

#DAYUM #Had to include #JEWISH #What do you celebrate?#A AANSWER if you see any of this

Are you Christmas? Because I want to MERRY you🎅🏻

#CHRISTMAS #CHRISTMAS SPIRIT #MARRY ME #merry christmas #happy holidays #happy whatever you celebrate #punny #pick up lines #punny pick up lines #cheesy #cheesy pick up lines

Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

#this is cute #falling for you #punny pick up lines #punny #submission

Marriage proposal

I heard you lost your last name, do you want mine? Shitty but yeah.

#I wanna get proposed to like this lmao #this is gr8 #punny pick up line #punny #submission

Are you a felon, Cuz you stole my heart

😂👌🏻❤️

Are you playing hard to get? Because gingerbread-DAMN!🎄🎅🏻

#you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man #get it?#I hope people actually get this one #I hope people read these #gingerbread man #gingerbread damn #playing hard to get #my friends laughed at it so I mean?#puns #punny #punny pick up lines #tis the season #for amazing puns #okay I'm done now #punny pick up line

If I flip a coin, what're the chances of me getting head?😉

#IM SO SORRY #THIS ONE IS REALLY DIRTY #BUT ITS SO GOOD #PUNNY PICK UP LINES #PUNS #BAD #PLUG YOUR EYES #CLOSE YOUR EARS #PUNNY #PICK UP LINES #SORRY AGAIN #OOPS

Is your ass called McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it.

#punny pick up lines #punny #lolol #your ass #your butt #McDonald's #your butt is fine af #pick up lines #I love you #I love your butt #idek anymore #butts #submission

Sorry I've been lacking when it comes to posting!! While I was gone, we reached 3K!!!! That's amazing oh my god. Thank you everyone, and I'll try my best to post. Keep up the submissions, because they're amazing😂😂👌🏻👌🏻❤️❤️

#THANK YOY #punny pick up lines #3K #3k followers #THANK YOU #LOVE YOU GUYS

Are you a drum

Cause I want to bang you with my stick

#pick up lines #punny pick up lines #dirty #funny #submission #my stick #lmao #drum #very punny #lololol

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Let’s make like coffee and grind

#this was too good not to reblog #coffee #grind #I love coffee #punny #punny pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #so punny

Of all your beautiful curves, Your smile is my favorite :)

#a stranger on kik actually sent this to me #it was the first thing he said #it was sweet #but also kinda weird #punny pick up lines #punny #cheesy pick up lines #cheesy #pick up lines #curves #beautiful #love #quotes #smile #your smile

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