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Every single knife is cutting edge technology.

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Chest cold?

What happens when you place a chest in a cold environment (North/South Poles) it gets a chest cold!

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants Because they might get a hole in one

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Mourning

Person A:- hey are you going to the funeral? Person B:- sorry, I’m not a MOURNING person! Credit to theoddonesout

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I don't want none unless you got puns hun!

Oh my gosh, look at his puns 

Oh my gosh, look at his puns

Oh my gosh, look at his puns

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Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands… ^ I love telling that joke, it never gets old.

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When Peter Pan throws punches, they Neverland.

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Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.

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But is stealing someone’s mug called coffeeing?

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Nope thats theft 

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I’ll do algebra, I’ll put up with calculus, I’ll even push through trigonometry

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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Maths and onions have a lot in common both make you cry the more you get into it

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There was a man, There was a women to cut a long story short The End

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I wanted to see if a bullet could reach the moon but in the end it was just a shot in the dark

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That joke was stellar. :D 

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No @cleaofthedarkdimension that pun was out of this world.

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Wow the response was astronomical for this pun 

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This chain is awesome. Did you planet it or something? @punsandonlypuns @drowned-in-books @cleaofthedarkdimension

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They knew that there was space for improvement and they built on the atmosphere of the pun

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For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

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The invisible cows were herd but not seen

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So, does that mean they can start beef with anyone without them noticing?

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Yeah but dont milk it