punsmaster69

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18/SEP/20XX

so. a journal, huh?

my doc said to try it out for a while; see if i can get my thoughts in order a bit more.

guess i'll start with an introduction.

well, i'm sans. sans the skeleton.

keep sayin' 'the' skeleton, but my bro's one too. his name's papyrus.

'the great papyrus'

...to be exact. cool, right?

just sans works for me, though.

i used to live in snowdin, but some toddler came by and evicted the entire underground.

evicted is....

kind of a funny way to say "freed all of monsterkind from rotting away in some mountain 'till the end of time".

anyway, now i live in a perfect replica of the place we escaped from.

just.

on the surface, this time.

old habits die hard, i guess.

...and town layouts too, apparently.

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Happy Birthday Sans!! 🎉

(Idk if you'll see this but still lol)

woo, woo. confetti emoji goes here.

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stop asking to make out with my brother in the ask box

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it got worse

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stop asking to make out with my brother in the ask box

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What's the secret to being lazy?

being too lazy to have secrets.

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I am going to tell Papyrus about your cigarette eatting

hey.... i specifically said not to.........

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yummy in my (non) tummy........

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Got a chance to share stuff with my friends in PPT, I'm planning to fill it with puns. Can I borrow a piece of wisdom, master?

always brush your teeth before crossing the street, kids.

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secret third option: sleeping in it for hours until my brother comes sweeping through the flowers to find me.

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Thank you for everything!

thank you lot for everything as well.

from the music stuff, to the encouragement, to the mild-to-very intrusive questions.

still never answering some of those.

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Papyrus trying to avoid doing nothing:

no words, just agreement.

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Since this isn't closed yet I'm gonna keep my promise (It's a promise now I'll try to keep sending things)

I am stapling this to the journal

's not stealing, they're free.

not just the ketchup, either

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Holy shit did you see that gnome passing by

oh gnome. i blinked, completely missed 'em.

darn.

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ah man i caught you right at the end! only started finding these entries yesterday

still, ive read a little bit backwards and im super happy for you!! enjoy your happy ending :)

showing up late? relatable.

thanks, by the way.

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https://www.tumblr.com/punsmaster69/738755369250291712/ya-know-sans-in-some-aspects-despite-not

Hey. It’s me again.

Nice to see you’re better.

Good job.

heya.

i'll agree with better.

better...

not as in cured; might never be. but as in learning how to handle it, and how to let others help.

that kind of "better."

hope you're doin' better, too.

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have fun with all your friends !!!!!!!!!!!

they wouldn't let me not, even if i tried.

real grateful for that.

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Happy days for ya man, had fun reading these :]

thanks.

happy days back at'cha.