Ash

I always say I'm a weird puppy with a taste for horrible things. // 22 years

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

[piufreakingforte]

Really the only horror part I can think of is the cliff scene…

[quantifiablybtchy]

For me it’s actually a romantic comedy

[raindrawz]

The murder and cannibalism are just side plots the real horror are the medical inaccuracies happening every time someone dies

[freakyfuck]

The BEST part about knots is once its in consent no longer matters, youre tied untill the cum is done flowing. If you wanted it? Great. If you decided a second too late you didnt feel safe having a thick heavy load pumped deep through your cervix? Thats really just too bad, theres nothing either of you can do about it now, youre being bred.

[queersawcey-deactivated20210311]

physically i am in my bed but mentally i’m with my boyfriend in a forest getting gangbanged by monsters and werewolves

[goneforeverprobably]

Breeding your hole from behind holding your leash tight between my teeth. Big hands free to grip my cute puppy's hips hard and slam you back onto my cock. Hearing me growl because using you like this just feels so fucking good.

Moaning "uh uh uh uh" for me every thrust because I'm hitting so deep. Getting all weak and shaky, wondering if your legs will give out before or after I fill that pretty hole up with cum. Knowing it won't be the last warm load inside you tonight either way. You agree. Reblog.

[littlelemoncheesecake]

puppy sub yes BUT has anyone considered dog dom? or WOLF dom? someone who's just the bigger, maybe a bit meaner version of the sub, fucking you into submission to prove their dominance and growling and starting the whole thing off with "playfighting" that ends with you pinned beneath them

[thepig]

all im saying is having sex w a demon can not have that many consequences

[seapunksundog]

weh

[tainbocuailnge]

[soft-honey-sub5]

[bigsoftbison]

cc: *audio from WWE clip* “Hold ‘em down!” “My queen.”

“That would suck if- that would suck if someone did that to me.”

[eggsinmytum-deactivated20240229]

Don’t these monsters know how submissive and breedable I am?

[reh-hateshumans]

i am a monster fucker, monster kisser, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster hugger, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

[valtsv]

i'm not sympathizing with that character i'm sexualizing them get it right

[valtsv]

i know what they did was fucked up and evil but they're hot and it was hot so i don't care

[ficklefangs]

Human fleshlight service

Monsters paying to pick you up and slide you onto their dick

Pumping you up and down their dick as you whine about the stretching

They don't care and just use you to get off. Once they cum, they set you down to be cleaning

[mickeyimagines]

doggy day care but for puppy boys :(( kept in mitts and leashes all day, encouraged to play nice, have to finish drinking their bowl of cum before they eat. they have obedience training, taut to do tricks and tasks, take knotted toys in their cunts, dildos in their throat. if they do good, they are praised and rewarded; if fail at a task they are merely disciplined, but if they’re disobedient they are punished. most pups are disciplined daily anyway as part of their training and it looks something like this:

a row of muzzled puppy boys lie on their backs with their legs spread, pussies quivering. their handlers stand between their legs with swatters for the regular pups and canes for the bad pups. they’re all whining and whuffing as their handlers softly rub their mounds to prep them. they have to hold still until their handlers think they’re done.

the swatters and canes come down simultaneously. several pups cry out, some louder than others, as their cunts are disciplined. just the soft sound of whines and cries and trembling legs as their pussies are swatted rhythmically, wet slaps resounding in the room. after they are finished, their cunts are red and puffy. pumps are immediately attached to their mounds to keep them swollen when their owners come to pick them up.

[death-witch-envy]

Offerings for Deities

It’s been a while since I’ve made a post. I’m going to address one of the most frequently asked questions I receive: How do I give offerings? For some reason, many beginner books don’t dive into the specifics of this religious practice which many are unfamiliar with. Hopefully this will help.

General Rules:

Offerings are given as thank-yous, as little gifts to say that you appreciate the deity’s existence. They don’t have to be expensive, but they should be special in your eyes. For example, I often offer donuts or wine simply because I don’t buy those two things often.

Offerings should be appropriate for the deity you’re giving them to.

You’re allowed to get creative with offerings–in fact, the Gods even prefer that you do!

How often you give offerings in accordance to your practice is up to you.

You may give apology offerings for any offense you think you may have made.

Prayers, songs, playlists, and there intangible gifts still count as offerings.

You do not need an altar to give offerings. You can give offerings anywhere, at anytime.

Simply saying “This is for you” makes the object an offering.

Food Offerings:

Most food offerings are eaten after being offered. The main exceptions are Greek chthonic deities, and ancestors, in which case you do not eat the offerings. Research your specific pantheon to make sure if eating is appropriate or not.

There is no set amount of time to leave out food offerings. In fact, many worshippers will eat said offerings right after they offer them.

If you do not eat food offerings, you may throw them away, saying something like, “Though I discard these physical offerings, the spiritual offering remains”.

You may also bury the offerings. Make sure that the offerings will not harm the surrounding environment or animals. Do not bury them in a jar or plastic bag.

If you offer herbs, you may either burn them using a charcoal block or cauldron, or you may throw them out/bury them. While burning is certainly traditional in many pantheons, do not feel the need to if you will be bothered by the potent smoke or handling fire.

Liquid Offerings:

Liquid offerings are handled in the same way food offerings are, with the exception of oils.

You do not have to drink oils after offering them. (Drinking straight olive oil is pretty gross, and please DO NOT drink harmful essential oils!) I recommend pouring them into the ground outside, or into the trash can.

You may pour liquid offerings into the offering bowl, or, you may keep the liquid offering in a cup. I have a special teacup that I often use for offerings such as tea, but any regular teacup will do. After all, you are offering the liquid, not the cup.

Incense and Candle Offerings:

According to tradition, these offerings must be left to burn out on their own. I recommend lighting small tea light candles for these offerings, as big candles burn for a long time. However, some modern Pagans may blow, rinse, or snuff them out early to prevent a fire hazard.

Make sure to be present while the offering is lit, and make sure nothing catches on fire.

If you are bothered by incense smoke, using an essential oil diffuser or unscented candle works fine.

Although many Pagans recommend incense as a general offering, you do not have to offer it, or any candles, if they bother you.

Plant Offerings:

If you offer a plucked flower, you may leave it on an altar or table until it withers. Afterwards you may throw it away. Basically, you handle it as any other friend would had you given them a plucked flower.

If you offer a growing or potted plant, tend to it as you would your other plants. If it dies, that’s okay. Simply discard it as you would normally. The Gods understand that plants die, and They appreciate the beauty of plants while they last.

Other Offerings:

For objects such as stones, shells, or family heirlooms, keep them on the altar or somewhere else special. Ideally, you will not need to throw these away. If they get damaged somehow, and if you cannot repair them, you may throw them out, but give an apology offering and try to replace them.

For artworks or crafts, place them on the altar or hang them somewhere. Don’t sell your offerings; they are gifts you gave to the Gods and not yours to sell.

For songs, play or sing them anytime you’d like to connect or give something to your deity.

For writings, you may keep them, or some people might burn them to “send” to their Gods. Whichever way is up to you.

For e-shrines or other technological offerings, keep them saved in their own folder, keep them nice and up-to-date.

For magical tools, such as grimoires or wands that you dedicate, feel free to use them as normal. Just take care of them, and remember to thank the deity you devoted them to once in a while.

For daily or private actions, such as cleaning, giving to others, etc., simply think “This is for you” or send your energy to the God, and finish the action.

You may say prayers out loud, write them down, or simply think them in your mind. All are perfectly legitimate.

I hope I got all of this. Feel free to reblog or message with corrections, since I know I don’t know everything about every pantheon. Have a beautiful day, and have fun worshipping!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[neoloputyn]