not even that kinky i just love men

he/him 18+

[pupjokes]

finally caved and made a "kink" blog

hiiii i do not have a name and im a gay dog therian

im like demisexual or some shit so when i talk about men i am usually imagining/ referring specifically to my Beloved

im a switch i guess mostly soft dom. soft mommy dom thats me ^_^ or i can be daddy. im flexible

i loooooove older men and small penises. it should go without saying that this includes tdick ❤️

some other things i love:

piss. particularly omorashi and wetting (especially fear wetting. i like hard stuff as long as im not involved xd)

PREMATURE EJACULATION!!!!!!!

praise + body worship

exhib/voyeurism

cnc

virgin/corruption

puppyplay* i dont like crates or dog food bowls or pup masks though. lol

[azeomo]

The appeal of premature ejaculation and the appeal of small bladders is kinda the same to me

[lettersfromafemme]

mutual masturbation, mutual masturbation, mutual masturbation, mutual masturbation. fuck. mutual masturbation.

[sapphic-puppygirl]

Mutual masturbation... while kissing

[imaginedingledongs]

Imagine your favourite character masturbating under their desk during class/work because it’s the only way they can stop themself from pissing and they’re not allowed to take a bathroom break for another half hour.

[pupjokes]

lol i took this again

[hyenagirlpenis]

Woosh! ✨🪄 A magic curse! You must cum at least once every 24 hours or else you'll just finish at the 24hr mark involuntarily, no matter where you are or what you're going. Every orgasm resets the 24hr timer. How do you like your new cursed life?

[hyenagirlpenis]

Excellent points made so far!

Timing so that it happens in your sleep: oh, you poor thing, nightly ruined finishes, making a mess in your panties? Or worse, you get jolted out of sleep for it exactly too late to prevent it or enjoy yourself! How sad 🤭

Timing it intentionally to set yourself up for fun: maybe try to aim for mid-play session with a friend! Or so that you're positioned for maximum humiliation, trying not to make a peep in public.

No impact on libido: maybe you think you're in the clear with a low libido, but, oops! You slipped up again because you so rarely think about jerking off, and now you're cumming handsfree, confused for a split second before the rushing dread of inevitability that feels better every time...

Slightly off 24hr timer: how much of a nightmare would 20 or 16 hours be? One slip up and suddenly you realize with sinking terror, doing mental math in the middle of a work meeting, realizing you're seconds away from embarrassing yourself unless you can hide your tells!

Eroticize that general forgetfulness: well, I love a confused little pet! Did you forget to get off earlier and now you're paying the price? I'll just enjoy the show while I tease you for being so needy and easy as you whine in embarrassment! Maybe I'll force another finish out of you right after, too, just for fun 🥰

[pupjokes]

thinking about my husband laughing until he throws up 🥺

[pissbuddysrevived]

its such an overused trope but i do like it when a character has to help someone get their pants down to go cause they physically cant move their hands or theyll pee

[urineluckpal2]

pet play and pee is just such a good combination. like people peeing on all fours with a leg lifted up, peeing outside or on a puppy pad in that position, the vulnerability and embarrassment that comes with that. ugh 😵‍💫

[twinkleomorashi]

Taken from Twitter user @/spiralhighs!! I thought a lot of yall would wanna see :)

[peelmeslow]

Piss/vomiting/premature ejac are all the same, beautiful theme to me because they are Shameful Losses of Control and inducing them makes me Horny™

[omorashiect]

Boy visibly getting hard in his pants after an accident

[sinnermonn]

I'm into premature ejaculation for the same reason I'm into characters pissing themselves (doesn't expand on that)

[omorasheepie]

I love fighting against accidents and losing, but bedwetting will always be my fav thing ever. it's just so cute and a bit pathetic and so very vulnerable. the idea of a character sleeping next to their partner or friend, and being gently nudged awake, their pee waking that person up but not them lol. the transition of being tired and confused, to shock humiliation, to teary and overwhelmed. receiving lots of comfort and reassurance, their partner taking care of the sheets, and helping them out of their damp clothes and into some dry warm ones, and telling them they should go nap on the couch and they'll deal with it all while they try to rest (well, maybe we'll get you padded this time just in case), and it's okay they're not mad and they don't think any less of them for it. peak soft comfort scenario...also especially if the character wet due to a nightmare, they should receive looooots of hugs and love and gentleness and be cared for.

[villianihavedonethymother1]

Sex is actually when your partner has an accident and then you hold them gently and tell them it’s all okay. And then you help them clean up and change

[4pmdiego]

cw: urination, piss

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Uh oh, looks like she wasn't a good girl while you were gone~

[urineluckpal2]

comforting someone else while they’re desperate to pee 🥺 holding their hand in yours and rubbing their back, telling them it’s gonna be okay and you’re gonna help them find a bathroom. reassuring them if they leak. and hugging them tight and comforting them when they inevitably have an accident 🥺 taking them home and helping them clean up and get into a fresh change of clothes, or maybe padding since their bladder might be weak and they might dribble again by accident 🥺