A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 2 Scene 2
Lysander: Hermia I love you so much
Hermia: Aww I love you too
Lysander: Let’s fuck in the woods
Hermia: What
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A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 2 Scene 2
Lysander: Hermia I love you so much
Hermia: Aww I love you too
Lysander: Let’s fuck in the woods
Hermia: What
Hey it’s been a while!
First off, just want to say I’m fine, just not super motivated lately.
Secondly, my stance on the blm movement is and will always be in favor of the black community and all in it. I’ve never disliked cops before, but whatever it takes to help give actual human beings the rights they deserve and should’ve had from the start, I will do.
Thirdly, I haven’t even touched the King Horatio play I was planning on making, but this usually happens with anything I try to write. I’ll try not to let this one slip through this time.
Anyway, I’ll try to post more, but I have to put school first for just another week or so.
(Oh and just an add on, I found out that the new blues clues absolutely SLAPS. And also the movie “Titus” with Anthony Hopkins and Alan Cumming is amazing but only if you’re okay with things getting weird fast. And I mean FAST. Okay bye now.)
Okay, so I’ve had a few breakthroughs after the Andrew x Antonio thing I wrote. I thought about the number of other characters that weren’t with someone by the end of the play.
Now hear me out because it’s not gonna make ANY sense when I say it
Feste and Malvolio
SO HERES WHY BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING:
1. Enemies to lovers
2. They can get together over wine and Malvolio would like vent and Feste would comfort him or something
3. It would just work somehow
4. Malvolio needs a happy ending!! He just does!! REDEMPTION ARC FOR OUR BOY. I DEMAND IT.
5. Feste would totally soften up Malvolio and play him songs and it would be great.
Oh, and I’ve decided that Fabian would meet the Captain and they’d simply run away together for no reason. Also Valentine and Curio have been married since day one. It’s just facts. And with that said, now every person has been shipped with another. My work here is done.
And yes, I’ll write something for Feste and Malvolio too. It might not be as soon as the Antonio and Andrew one, but it’ll be there.
Okay so I made this in animal crossing. Now all I need is for Hamlet to buy the land I sold. And I even named my island Elsinore.
My last plot has been put up for sale. Hamlet better get here by tomorrow. I have 9 islanders already and they’re all good and I don’t want to lose them so this has to be Hamlet or someone I’m willing to see move and that’s not a common thing. Wish me luck dudes.
Okay bois I caved in when I found Amelia in an island while looking for tarantulas to give to Flick. I guess I just have to wait for Boyd to move out because he made a rude comment about another villager’s house and we don’t support bullies around here.
Okay so I made this in animal crossing. Now all I need is for Hamlet to buy the land I sold. And I even named my island Elsinore.
My last plot has been put up for sale. Hamlet better get here by tomorrow. I have 9 islanders already and they’re all good and I don’t want to lose them so this has to be Hamlet or someone I’m willing to see move and that’s not a common thing. Wish me luck dudes.
Okay so I made this in animal crossing. Now all I need is for Hamlet to buy the land I sold. And I even named my island Elsinore.
Finally reading Titus Andronicus & I’ve never written so many what the fucks in a book before
Trust me, you haven’t written enough.
this is kind of random, sorry, but i’m trying to settle a debate. which has more chemistry, mercutio/romeo, or mercutio/benvolio?
@mauvekidgloves your vote does not count.
Here’s what I’m thinking:
Mercutio could’ve easily liked Romeo, but Romeo was way too into Juliet for things to even happen between them. And there isn’t really any proof against Benvolio being gay, in fact, his sexual orientation isn’t even mentioned, so I think between those two pairings, Benvolio and Mercutio would’ve had more chemistry, or at least been more believable with the plot of the entire play.
Choose your Shakespeare quarantine house! How self indulgent and chaotic do you want it?
Who tf is NOT in house #1
Falstaff and Malvolio would be AMAZING
Falstaff and Malvolio would murder each other
Did any of y’all think I wasn’t gonna pick 3
I mean I’m not biased or anything, but house four seems pretty cool.
Idea: a production of Hamlet but every actor is from Denmark (or Norway depending on what character) and the only English they can speak is their lines and it’s not the best English. They also all have extremely strong accents.
Hey! So instead of a mean prank, today I thought I would simply take a quick break from my normal Shakespeare content to bring you Daryl, the raccoon that has been eating the cat food we put out for some of the strays in my neighborhood. We love Daryl and let all of the animals enjoy the food, even when some people say it’s a bad idea (There is an opossum that eats some of it, but I haven’t given them a name yet). Also, I kind of want Daryl as a pet, but I think it’s illegal in my state and he’s a wild animal, so I’m responsible and I don’t even open the door when he’s there (or she, I don’t really know, but I thought Daryl was a cool name so now I kind of have to stick with it. Though Daryl could work for a girl I guess). I have given a picture of Daryl below. Hope you enjoy! Before you comment, yes I know that raccoons can be dangerous, that’s why the closest contact I’ve come to with Daryl is eye contact. Plus, I think Daryl’s blind, so he (or she) just kind of looks in my direction and then back at the food. Either that or Daryl is comfortable with me as long as I stay behind my door.
Okay I’m on a rampage with Twelfth Night right now but
Malvolio as a woman
Malvolia
CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH
That is all
Okay here it is, the Sir Andrew x Antonio thing...
I’ll cut it short here because I learned how to do that so if you want to actually read it then go ahead but if not whatever.
I also forgot to save at one point. Not gonna lie, i cried a little, but it’s cool and it’s retyped, and I actually like it better.
Okay so hear me out
Andrew Aguecheek and Antonio end up together and the end of Twelfth Night.
Reasons why yes:
Keeps Antonio canonically gay.
They both pretty much got rejected, and by people who ended up together (Antonio by Sebastian and Andrew by Olivia). Easily a conversation topic.
Antonio would likely get along with Toby, Maria, Feste, and Fabian super well. He seems like the kind of person to spite authority and would be an excellent addition to the gang when messing with Malvolio.
Antonio is extremely committed to helping the people he cares about. That just seems like a good boyfriend. Like, come on. Not to mention how much help Andrew probably needs. Wait, cute date idea relating to that: Antonio teaching Andrew how to properly fight.
There is literally NEVER dialogue between them. Taking it to the other extreme of a full on relationship? Aboslutely here for it.
I think I made my point.
EDIT: I REALLY WANNA WRITE SOMETHING FOR THIS AND THATS EXACTLY WHATS GONNA HAPPEN GIVE ME LIKE AN HOUR OR SO UNLESS I GET DISTRACTED WHICH IS EXTREMELY LIKELY
I’ve decided that I’m not sad enough today and neither are you so here are some things that would make Titus Andronicus EVEN SADDER:
1. If Lucius and Lavinia we’re far closer than any of the other siblings or just talked to each other more than with any of the other siblings.
2. If Titus has said something like “I love you” as he stabbed Lavinia.
3. If pie was either Chiron and Demetrius’ or Tamora’s favorite food.
4. If Chiron and Demetrius felt terrible about doing all that to Lavinia and desperately wanted to apologize but Tamora or Aaron never let them.
5. If all of the dead sons had names. It’s just more personal that way, so it hurts more.
6. Saturninus acknowledging the fact that he never fixed his and Bassianus’ relationship before he found him dead.
7. Having Alarbus’ death be on stage right in front of his family.
8. Having Young Lucius miss his father.
9. Seeing Lucius being separated from whoever Young Lucius’ mother is or acknowledging her death if that’s the case. There are only two options for peak sadness.
10. Having Lavinia trying really hard to speak but no matter what she does, she can only make noises, and frankly disturbing noises at that.
Literally name any tragedy that you want utterly destroyed and I will have a list within mere minutes.
OR I can do what would make any comedy happier, which will be equally fun for me.
Aw damn that WAS sad the first and last ones especially I was just like
Also if you’re up to it I know it’s technically a comedy but I’d love to see Two Noble Kinsmen made sadder (gotta get them Jailer’s Daughter feels)!
Excellent suggestion! I actually hadn’t read it before you mentioned it. But don’t you worry, I’ll make it sad, even though I did cry a bit at Arcite’s death. So, here’s the list:
1. If the Jailer’s daughter was fully rejected by Palamon and nobody came up with the idea to dress the Wooer as Palamon. She’s just sad for the rest of the play.
2. If Emilia never loved Arcite or Palamon and was forced to marry them.
3. If Palamon and Arcite physically fought in the jail cell. Just adds to the betrayal felt on both sides.
4. If Palamon had something to do with Arcite’s death, like provoking the horse he fell off of (which in my opinion was a hit out of left field and was a stupid way to die...).
5. If something happened to Theseus some point near Arcite dying. Hippolyta and Emilia would be sad together and cry probably.
6. If Palamon and Arcite never made up and Palamon felt guilt for never apologizing to Arcite before he died.
7. If Arcite’s death was LITERALLY ANY MORE SERIOUS. I MEAN A HORSE? (I’m sorry I just hate this part. Really, though, he fell off of a horse?)
8. If Emilia and Arcite had any children and the children had to watch their father die.
9. Here’s one that I don’t know would be sad, but definitely surprising: If Emilia had something to do with Arcite’s death. I mean, she did give Arcite the horse.
10. If Arcite died before he could say goodbye to anyone, especially if he makes note that he means to before he dies, but he just doesn’t make it in time.
Overall, the play is pretty sad, but I think I’d cry a whole lot more if any of this happened... Still can’t get over that horse thing...
I’ve decided that I’m not sad enough today and neither are you so here are some things that would make Titus Andronicus EVEN SADDER:
1. If Lucius and Lavinia we’re far closer than any of the other siblings or just talked to each other more than with any of the other siblings.
2. If Titus has said something like “I love you” as he stabbed Lavinia.
3. If pie was either Chiron and Demetrius’ or Tamora’s favorite food.
4. If Chiron and Demetrius felt terrible about doing all that to Lavinia and desperately wanted to apologize but Tamora or Aaron never let them.
5. If all of the dead sons had names. It’s just more personal that way, so it hurts more.
6. Saturninus acknowledging the fact that he never fixed his and Bassianus’ relationship before he found him dead.
7. Having Alarbus’ death be on stage right in front of his family.
8. Having Young Lucius miss his father.
9. Seeing Lucius being separated from whoever Young Lucius’ mother is or acknowledging her death if that’s the case. There are only two options for peak sadness.
10. Having Lavinia trying really hard to speak but no matter what she does, she can only make noises, and frankly disturbing noises at that.
Literally name any tragedy that you want utterly destroyed and I will have a list within mere minutes.
OR I can do what would make any comedy happier, which will be equally fun for me.
Have you ever wanted to watch a Shakespeare play? Have you been too busy to appreciate the visuals and just want something you can listen to?
You’ve come to the RIGHT PLACE!
I’ve got PLENTY for you all.
We’ll start with my personal favorite, Twelfth Night. Just this version is my favorite though. There is a warning, it rearranges some of the scenes, so if that’s not something you like, I don’t recommend it. But it does have David Tennant as Malvolio and the songs are THE BESSSSTTT.
Next up, you know him well, It’s HAMMY
This is on the same YouTube channel as the last, and while you have to search a bit, you can also find Love Labour’s Lost and The Winter’s Tale on there. But I just had to note this one because it has Kenneth Branagh, who obviously plays Hamlet, but is also the director.
The next is from a different channel, but you can find even more audiobook Shakespeare plays on this one. Only problem is they’re usually broken into parts. This is a good one from that channel, it’s Measure For Measure. Depressing in my opinion, but still good.
If you want any more or think that any of those ones are bad, just typing “(play name) audiobook” in the search bar on YouTube will give you some good results depending on the play. I hope this could help anyone.
(Also I’ve begun writing the first draft of a script for “King Horatio,” that one play I posted about. Wish me luck! Will be posting occasional updates.)