APAT

all puppets are trans

[puppetsexchange]

♪ percy / t.s

♪ pronouns 👍

♪ 21

♪ lover of muppets, fraggles, little blue time travelers & their dinoparents

[basketcasemp3]

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1802

In October of 2026, a new official Muppets amigurumi book by Drew Hill will be released. This book will feature patterns for characters from The Muppet Christmas Carol.

Patterns will include Kermit as Bob Cratchit, Gonzo as Charles Dickens, Statler and Waldorf as Marley and Marley, Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig, Bean Bunny as the Caroler, and the ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Yet to Come.

The book will cost $29.99.

Sources:

Hill, Drew. The Muppet Christmas Carol: Official Book of Crochet Amigurumi. Weldon Owen, October 6, 2026.

Simon & Schuster listing for The Muppet Christmas Carol: Official Book of Crochet Amigurumi by Drew Hill. https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Muppet-Christmas-Carol/Drew-Hill/9798886743593

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[pinkasketch]

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

[quadriviummuse]

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

[apolladay]

A most important day

[chutzpahchesed]

Sesame Street on Instagram: "Sending love to all our friends celebrating Passover! 💛💚 #HappyPassover"

14K likes, 142 comments - sesamestreet on April 1, 2026: "Sending love to all our friends celebrating Passover! 💛💚 #HappyPassover".

[rockthrowingbutch]

[tygerbug]

some shit like this is always happening

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[micahdotgov]

slimy to the moon

[kropotkindersurprise]

I can't pay no doctor bill, but Slimy to the moon

years from now I'll be paying still, with Slimy on the moon

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[unclefather]

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

[unclefather]

[plaguedoctor1340-deactivated202]

[unclefather]

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

[morphimus]

kermie sippie powdered milk

[unclefather]

oh thank god

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 7

[lekosis]

the best part is we also don't have to specify what kind of contest it is bc the outcome remains the same regardless

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[unfavorableinstigation]

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

[aphrostiel]

a couple of gonzos 🌟

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[tedtheodorelogan]