⦻ kyle ^,...,^

🔪🩸🦴🥩🪦🦇 born 2 be beheaded //20// blog for my interests mostly 8D

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⦻ INTROOOOO ⦻

obligatory intro post after 5 years woohoo‼️‼️ welcome to my super awesome blog

⦻ about me ⦻

my name is kyle im 20 uhhhh

some things im really into are creepypasta, metalocalypse, sally face, cry of fear, squid game, jackass/cky, halloween (like the holiday), mlp fim, invader zim, jthm, postal, breaking bad, fanboy and chum chum, silent hill, aqua teen hunger force, smiling friends, fnaf, sonic, vampires and so many more but i am NOT typing all that out

i also like all types of music but some of my favorite bands and artists are korn, bring me the horizon, chiodos, elliott smith, HIM, harley poe, icp, and as of recently BIGBANG and other kpop groups :p

⦻ plz read ⦻

idc who follows or interacts as long as ur not weird or know me irl....

i post whatever i want (sometimes nsfw) so interact with caution ^____^ i mostly just yap about my interests but i also draw and write sometimes (which requests are open for btw........)

asks are always open and im awkward asf but open to making friends on here!! ALSO STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY

⦻ links ⦻

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/beerandskittles

spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/cr81wzply3my9gk9q8bppc6wz?si=tBC1JscJTTGUW0mgN23lXw

last.fm: https://www.last.fm/user/ohmyglorp

letterboxd: https://boxd.it/b2s5d

quotev: https://www.quotev.com/ohmyglorp/followers

tag list: #kyle yappage (my personal tag for like everything) #kyle is cooking... (tag for my writing and other stuff) #kyle farts (art tag for when i rarely post my drawings!!) #asks ^___^ (for ehen.. i andwer asks.....)

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Man I really love that song named Mama that offers social commentary and has the singer screaming and pleading for something that’s beyond his control

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when your mom asks what you want for your birthday dinner but you can't say chanyeol dih so you just say chicken alfredo

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taking fat rips off the vape for luhan 🦌

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herbert west helping you do your t shot and injecting you with mysterious toxic green fluid

[punishmenthole]

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can you give me more pim hc's

absolutely!!!!! sorry these took so long uhh

⭑FREAKS out at the sight of blood

⭑puts “:)” at the end of messages and emails so he sounds less intimidating

⭑wears big ass contacts for his big ass eyes

⭑typa dude to wear a fanny pack unironically

⭑keeps candy on him at all times

⭑still likes to color sometimes

⭑has so many sets of pyjamas

⭑orders the diabetes deluxe at every cafe he goes to (like with 5 pumps of syrup and whipped cream and the whole shabang)

⭑made friendship bracelets for him and charlie!!!!!!

⭑takes christmas VERY seriously and always makes sure to get the perfect gifts for everyone in the office

⭑especially when they do secret santa ^___^ hes a really thoughtful gift giver

⭑bad at lying and keeping secrets

⭑used to huff stuff he shouldn't (gasoline, nail polish) before he found out its bad for you

⭑definitely wore his mother's heels and dresses when she wasn’t around

⭑grew up eating fairy bread like a stereotypical australian and its still one of his favorite snacks

⭑decorated all the letters he sent to oscar with stickers and glitter glue and stuff

⭑had kind of an emo phase in highschool. he didnt really dress the part all that much but he had emo friends and was really into bands like the get up kids and sunny day real estate

⭑OBVIOUSLY not really emo anymore but he still has those songs on his playlist ^___^

⭑also fucks with kpop i can just feel it

⭑probably has the broadest music taste in the whole office (besides mr boss maybe)

⭑sometimes charlie comes up to him and just grabs his big round head with both hands. hes used to it at this point

⭑messy eater ewww

⭑does not know how to handle his rage he kind of just waits to react and cries later

⭑actually has a LOT of unresolved issues from his childhood that he never received help for

⭑likes to read. he can picture all the details in his head

⭑also daydreams a lot. he has a crazy imagination

⭑if he were to get married he would be the bride

⭑carries treats with him to feed stray animals

⭑too much noise stresses him out

⭑pretended to be a girl on moviestar planet back in the day so he could get free stuff and become filthy rich

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thinking about herbert west

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smiling friends onion headcanons

we had a vision. shoutout @toysrguts

glep: i think he has arfid and onions are one of the foods he cannot eat

charlie: fucking onion FIEND. he always smells vaguely like onions (this is a sexy trait)

allan: will only eat them caramelized. sometimes he gets home from a long day at work and puts on his headphones and listens to some music (a playlist he dubbed Onion Music) and he caramelizes a whole large onion and eats it in one sitting

pim: will either unhinged his jaw (think the blueberry) and eat an onion whole or takes it occasionally on salads or sandwiches - it depends on how he's feeling that day

mr boss: similar to charlie, he's an onion fiend, but he tries to avoid them because no matter what he does, the smell sticks on his breath like gorilla glue. no amount of toothbrushage or mouthwash or flossers or whitening strips or breath mints can help him. you can always tell when he's had an onion because he comes to work the next day reeking so strongly of mint that it clears out your sinuses. he avoids subway specifically because once he orders he knows he will not be able to hold back.

mr frog: hates onions so bad he once killed somebody over it (and then he ate them)

grim and gnarly: most people don't like onions because they are very strong therefore grim and gnarly have to enjoy them because they love things that make people sad

shrimp: he can get behind The Onion. he usually goes for a sweeter kind because he doesn't like when they're too bitey

dj spit: he puts onions on EVERYTHING. always asks for extra. he gets onions on his mac and cheese, his pancakes, occasionally on the rim of his drinks... absolute onion fiend to a degree that would frighten most self-proclaimed onion enjoyers

zoey: she is a certified onion hater for no reason other than a traumatic accident that occurred a child where her first cousin whipped a red onion at her. she hates that charlie constantly reeks of onion but he only showers like twice a week

allan's dad: where do you think allan learned to caramelize onions from?? the onion caramelizer king of course. bro has been birdfed onions since he was born

desmond: he killed a bliblee with an onion once so they're alright in his book

moleman: doesn't even know what an onion is despite them growing underground because he's too concerned with charlie and pim

marge: enjoys a good onion but can only eat them when glep is 10 miles from the house (he is very similar to a dog in the aspect where he can sniff reallllllll good)

brittney: she literally invented onions

jennifer: one of her ex-boyfriends was murdered by an onion once so she doesn't have a very positive experience with them but if she had to eat one, it'd be a vidalia

mr landlord: he LOVES onions

squim: he is forced to love everything so obvious he lovesssssss the onion

gwimbly: he looks at the onion with delight and does his Epic Victory Dance for free

igbg ceo: fucked an onion once

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newgen fnaf fans are so annoying because why is there an actual war over whose favorite animatronic is the most niche and obscure? as a fan of 11 years nobody cares regular bonnie will always be my goat

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this christmas i want a stable living situation

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i know hating cats is rooted in misogyny i just cant prove it....

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Give Me Charlie Give Charlie Me Give Eat Charlie Me Eat Charlie Give Me Eat Charlie Give Me You

YES MASTER OF COURSE MASTER HERE U GO MASTER

⭑tells restaurants its his birthday so he can get free food

⭑gets in his own head a lot but pim is always there to talk him down from spiraling

⭑does NOT enjoy physical touch but doesnt mind when its pim :3

⭑i imagine he drinks A LOT of arizona green tea and has like a million cans laying around his bedroom floor

⭑used to have a luscious blonde mullet (but like not in a redneck way more like a queer way) before going almost completely bald

⭑is a sore loser but also a sore winner; he acts like hes god and rubs it in your face

⭑claims to not fw romance movies but gets really invested when he's forced to watch them

⭑doesnt buy new clothes until his current ones are covered in holes and falling apart

⭑also despises dressing rooms so he avoids clothes shopping altogether usually

⭑actually hates when pim writes the date “wrong” instead of mm/dd/yyyy

⭑watches instagram reels really fucking loudly all the time as if nobody around him can hear it

⭑you can tell how much time he spends on reels by how much he annoys the shit out of everyone by spamming the 67 emote and singing the charlie kirk ai tribute (IRONICALLY)

⭑drinks plain milk and gets shamed for it by literally everyone

⭑budwieser is his beer of choice

⭑cannot sit in silence like ever. he either plays music, watches tv, or talks to himself

⭑if he gets caught talking to himself he pretends he was just on the phone

⭑somehow has an anecdote for like every scenario imagineable??

⭑probably kept the same username hes had since childhood and its probably something really stupid

⭑downloads music and burns cds cause he thinks streaming music is lame

⭑and also hes too broke

⭑does not like going to the doctor but is also really dramatic and assumes hes dying when he has a headache

⭑typa guy to talk a lot and ask questions during a movie

⭑acts like a critic when it comes to horror movies

⭑has an interrupting problem but gets mad when anyone else interrupts him

⭑obviously smokes a LOT of weed and a bong is his method of choice

⭑had an edgy phase in middle school where he would watch gore for fun and show it to people unwarranted

⭑HE’S CHANGED I SWEAR

⭑started playing video games as a child as a form of escape from his difficult home life

⭑mostly to drown out the sound of his parents arguing

⭑still mourns club penguin

⭑laughs at his own jokes like a fucking loser

⭑definitely wears those funny wolves howling at the moon tshirts

⭑has created so many insane food combinations and swears on his life that theyre good

⭑has like no snacks at home cause hes so broke hes always eating shredded cheese out of the bag

⭑falls asleep with his phone in his hand and wakes up to it overheating like every day

⭑smells like cheap cologne with a hint of old french fries

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omw to the torture chamber (dentist) to get tortured (my wisdom teeth removed)

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how to stop feeling bitter and resentful of everyone and everything in my life tutorial no glue no borax

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKAYYY this is like second christmas