♡ ♡ ♡

[eebie]

[eebie]

[hymnism]

happened to my good friend ass creed

[womanaction]

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[apjvff]

couples quarrel

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

[prosciuttoon]

tried to draw some home movies characters in my style!!!!

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[miscellaneousmao]

A pair of love bugs: Pinsir and Heracross mini heart cake for Valentine's Day! 🤎💙

I've been meaning to make these cuties since I saw their sappy ending on Pokémon Journeys, Goh's Pinsir is precious 🥹

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[parakavka]

My mom said "this is after he ate some good yogurt"

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[vectorcannon]

I saw somebody bring their Fallingstar Beast into the store. No collar or anything

[iliothermia]

y'all remember when we glomped?

[faun-grove]

[csny]

lesbian of victory. and yea. it’s a animal

[stranger-nature]

I have great news

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki