Pure Vanilla Cookie

One of the 5 Ancient Heroes and holder of the Light of Truth

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Introduction Post

Hello! I am Pure Vanilla Cookie, holder of the Light of Truth and leader of the five Ancient Heroes.

I like my friends, kingdom, and building trust.

I dislike Shadow Milk Cookie (occasionally, sometimes he is bearable!) and the rest of the Beasts, Dark Enchantress Cookie, and lying.

all posts: pure vanilla speaks

reblogs: pure vanilla's archives

asks: the people ask

OOC:

this is my first officalverse blog and i dont really know what i'm doing haha

im ethan, and i use he/it/xey

despite how old my character is, i am a MINOR!!!

standard dni list, yk how it is

my main is @ethan-the-weirdo

uhhh yeah be nice to me

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< you now have a gun

I do not need this... but thank you regardless.

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I'm old! Older than you!

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...Okay? I'm not quite sure how to respond to that...

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No way no fucking way PVC is part of the officalverse

⭐️: stares at u like this

⭐️: first one to identify the character gets headpats

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Pure Vanilla you’re pretty strong right? Go kill a witch for the comfort of 4 of your closest friends

Oh! I don't think I ever anticipated this being in my ask box.... while I do like to think I'm strong, I'm more of a healer. And if I could've done that, I would've already.

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🌧⚡️Hi, hello mortals. I am the storms that form across this world. The one who casts down bolts of lightning and showers you in thousands of water droplets⚡️🌧

Hey everyone, I have made another offical blog yet again. But this time, purely out of spite bc there's a big storm about a mile or so away from where I live and I'm mad about it (I'm tired and my body won't let me sleep because of said storm possibly causing tornadoes).

I have two other blogs, good luck finding them if you wish.

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Not to be an Epic the musical fan but like….

Are you by any chance…

Like idk darling do you possibly know Poseidon?

BRACE FOR A STORMMMMMMMMMM (stooOOOOOoooorm) THE LIKES OF WHICH WEVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

Or wait also lightning so Zeus??

*busts it down to thunderbringer*

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⭐️: mod you will not understand how quickly I started singing thunderbringer after I read that. welcome to the officalverse tho.

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TRICK OR TREAT

except I choose TRICK

*pulls out gun*

*it is actually just candy*

*shoots you with skittles*

*runs into the night cackling*

-@black-sapphire-cookie-offical >:)

...Black Sapphire, I thought we established that you wouldn't be using the candy gun this year.

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YOU HAVE A KID?????

Oh, I guess I never told you. Yes, I do.

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(I didn't know if rp asks were ok so if they aren't pls forgive me and light dream is my oc)

*light dream can be seen sleeping under a moonflower tree* (located somewhere on Earthbread lol)

⭐️: Hey, it's mod. I figured I could try to make an announcement here, so sorry by the way

but no more rp asks please.

No, I don't know how to interact with your ocs. I will still give in character responses to anything asked, including by ocs and other characters, but I do not like rps. sorry everyone.

(@askdarkangelcookieandothers figured you should know this)

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( hope all asks okay )

You would see dark Angel covered in sugar with the sugar bag stuck on her head “ father help I was trying to get some sugar to bake some sweets and the bag fell on me “

Oh, dear... come over here, I'll- nevermind, you probably can't see... just stay there, I'm coming over there.

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She tries to move towards you “ I’m coming right over father ! “

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No, no, stay there! I don't want you crashing into something!

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mod here! this is gonna be copy pasted across all my horribly inactive offical blogs so stay w me if u see this multiple times haha

so basically the vsmp brainworms are overtaking me. its like really bad. um yeah i am sorry for inactivity but that is why.

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I made a "which mutual am I" thing so here you go💥💥💥

This was fun to make actually :]

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What color am I to you guys?

No pressure:

@royal-cupidity @tulipisagarden @the-pineapple-offical @pavement-offical @no-one-offical @/open tags

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I was not tagged. WAS. NOT.

but I do anyway. ok?

you are black, yellow, and a little of pink. ok? platonic pink.

ok?

TAGS:

@stupid-offical @woman-offical @no-one-offical @britain-offical @james-offical

and any of my mutual who wish to do this ok??

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yellow. yellow and purple

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Arson Frog is blue

@pure-vanilla-cookie-offical and the other cork officals

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Yellow :) Who am I?

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correcting my spelling

STOP ADOPTING KIDS OR FIGHT A WITCH

....NO

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( leaving this ask while for others )

“ dad black sapphire official yeeted me “

@black-sapphire-cookie-offical, why would you do that? Apologize.

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*Throws a flower at you* :3

Can people please stop throwing things at me?

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well well well I found me a silly vanilla >:)

..I am threatened.

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( hope all asks okay )

You would see dark Angel covered in sugar with the sugar bag stuck on her head “ father help I was trying to get some sugar to bake some sweets and the bag fell on me “

Oh, dear... come over here, I'll- nevermind, you probably can't see... just stay there, I'm coming over there.