witness me

higher ed. history. bad puns. sucker for harmonies.

[suraelis]

From Critical Role C4EP3

First combat of the campaign, and they lost DND immediately😩

[cultofthewyrm]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[cryptotheism]

[quail-in-red]

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

[wigglysloth]

Demolition lovers as a J. C. Leyendecker painting

[wizardshark]

Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[filmgifs]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[kushblazer666]

[draintheblood]

ryan just wanted to sing and perform and do his gay thing he didnt ask for everyone to suck him into all this drama i feel bad for him why doesnt anyone let him shine

[draintheblood]

…to clarify this is about high school musical but i suppose it also applies to panic! at the disco

[movie-gifs]

Sinners dir. Ryan Coogler | 2025

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

average mcr interview is like

interviewer: so what’s your guys favorite place to eat out at?

ray: i really like red robin’s. love their robin burgers!

frank: under this fascist government there’s no where safe to eat. (cup o noodle)

gerard: 🚬 🚬 🚬 uhhhm… hmmm.. well that’s a tough one.. hmmm . 🚬 yknow i think that like. well really the best place for US to eat out yknow as a band of fucked up normal guys who do gay shit is like an olive garden… 🚬 they’re really free over there… you can get breadsticks and nobody asks who you are or where you’re going… they never ask what your pro-

mikey: i fucking love eating dude like straight up i’ll eat anywhere

[chemevan]

i kept thinking about this post and i had to draw it

[etakeh]

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[petermorwood]

Reblog and Signal Boost for US followers.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

might need this the next 1,340 days

[drivoeggmanrobotnik]

fuckable bumper sticker in the appalachians

[rlyehtaxidermist]

some papal facts:

Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.

Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.

Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

[inbabylontheywept]

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww