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[thefriendlylover]

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

[theundeadpumpkin-deactivated202]

[impiusangelus]

“GRAVE PEACOCKING” IM DEAD

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Lucius, Explain yourself.

@purebloodbastard @askmrsmalfoy

[purebloodbastard]

Must I my lord? I'm spent.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

I distinctly remember hearing from multiple sources that your patronus was a cockroach? There's no reason to be ashamed, my lord, everything you do is awe inspiring. I can't believe you'd be so embarrassed as to lie about your oh so amazing and unique cockroach partonus. It suits you, really, you should be proud!

Ah, Narcissa, lovely as always - and did you dye your hair again? The grays must really be putting up a fight.

Contrary to popular belief, I would not even mind if my patronus was an insect. Indeed I just wish I could create one at all.

But even a cockroach is superior to whatever little furry creature emanates from your wand. A Ferret, is it?

[askmrsmalfoy]

Oh, I bet you wish you had greys to dye.

Ferrets are wonderful little animals, what are you on about? I have nothing to be ashamed of! They're traditional pets of nobility who spark joy. I haven't met anyone of substance who can keep themselves from smiling at their silly little antics. You'd be the first I've heard of to actually mind a cockroach though.

But really, it truly does suit you. One minute I think you're gone, even the whole world is sure you're dead, but you just keep coming back.

[purebloodbastard]

[purebloodbastard]

Were you present at the birth of Draco?

Not at the very beginning, Narcissa went into labor earlier than expected, though naturally as soon as I found out I was there in a heartbeat. I was the very first to hold him when he was born. He was smaller than normal but perfect in every other way of course.

[purebloodbastard]

Have you ever fucked Bellatrix??

I can neither confirm nor deny.

[crucioslut]

Baby Delphi played on the rug with Lucius and showed him how much she loved the stuffed white unicorn that she got from Draco. When she saw her mother, she immediately started cooing and brandishing her new toy and showing it to Bellatrix. Lucius felt a little tense at the sight of the dark witch and hugged Delphi protectively. "You wanted something Bella?" Lucius asked, gently stroking the baby girl's head.

"Yes, my child, thank you." Bella strode to Lucius and picked Delphini up from his arms, who went easily. "We're going shopping this afternoon on Knockturn Alley. Isn't that right, little dove?"

[purebloodbastard]

Lucius held on for a bit longer before placing a small kiss on little Delphi's head and reluctantly handing her over.

" We were having so much fun you know, couldn't I just watch her a bit longer while your out doing some boring old shopping? We were just about to have tea."

He sighed watching Delphini bouncing happily in her mother's arms before accepting his defeat and picking up the now discarded unicorn and placing it in Bellatrix s arms alongside Delphi.

"Oh nevermind, just don't keep her out late, oh and don't forget her in any stores and so on" he muttered sorely as he waved them off.

He let a small smile slip as Delphi waved goodbye over her mother's shoulder.

[askmrsmalfoy]

Your husband is fine as hell. You're a lucky woman.

Thank you! He certianly is lovely isn't he? He's worth every possible headache, I love him dearly.

[purebloodbastard]

What can I say, my breeding is impeccable~

[purebloodbastard]

What was the worst thing Draco ever did and how was he punished?

Let it be known that my son has never misbehaved in his life, that being said the worst thing I've ever caught him doing was snatching my wallet from the study. He said he saw his mother do it so he assumed it was fine. It was not fine.

He got a swift smack on the hand and then tended to the birds with dobby, though he didn't seem too bothered and did so very well. He's a splendid child otherwise.

[purebloodbastard]

Are you an ass man or a boob man?

Beg your pardon? How vulgar...Ahem...

💫Breasts💫

[purebloodbastard]

You cannot convince me that Bella and Rodolphus were never called Mama or Dada by baby Draco because you and Narcissa had to prove yourselves

Nice try but no, though to be fair "woddy" and "bewwa" were not too long after mummy and daddy. It's a shame they went to prison so shortly after.

[purebloodbastard]

Hi! I love your page!❤️

(( Thanks so much!!! 😭💕💗💖💗))

[purebloodbastard]

Where do the peacocks sleep? This is very important information.

(( I could see the Malfoys having an aviary not too dissimilar to the Maddeson Manor aviary sitting in the very back of their back garden. Nagini likes to sneak in when they're asleep for a midnight snack 😔))

[purebloodbastard]

I want to sit on your face.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Voldemort is fine torturing and murdering those who don't fit into his racially pure views but draws the line at transphobia. Lmaoooo. HP fans never deserved JK Rowling. She's worth a billion of you.

[[OOC: Because God forbid fans create a safe and welcoming space for people to bond over a mutual interest. 

What’s funny is that I’m not even saying Voldemort is leading pride parades or signing petitions or whatever, I’m just saying he literally doesn’t give a flying fuck. Like, he’s not conscious of drawing a line, because to him, the whole thing is irrelevant. It’s not even anything extra, it’s just that he is doing the bare fucking minimum by not viewing LGBTQA+ identities as problematic. And for some reason that makes you angry enough to hop in the box and bitch about it. 

So you know what, just to piss you off, I’m going to conjure up the image of Lord Fucking Voldemort on a float in a pride parade, he’s wearing a Trans Flag as a cape and tossing candy to the crowd. Glitter is showering down from the sky and sticking to his bald head and he is loving it. He’s signing the left forearms of LGBTQA+ youth with a sharpie because they’re not old enough to get a Dark Mark yet but you gotta start em young. He’s leading the parade right past JKR’s front window and flips her off as glitter accumulates on his shoulders. And SURPRISE! He’s Bi, and now he’s snogging Lucius Malfoy, who, by the way, is wearing a cloak made out of peacock feathers and wearing a they/them pronoun pin, because he always stuck me as a fluid kind a person.

I’m Asexual Biromantic. She/they. You can see yourself out. ]]

[purebloodbastard]

[[OOC: Lucius is tossing the glitter and handing out fruit flavored condoms with his 50 waifus and bfs and Severus follows closely behind with his asexual cape flowing in the wind

I'm bi, hi! and goodbye! :) (to the hate at least! I hope you can grow as a person anon, find love in your heart homie) ]]

[purebloodbastard]

Local himbo yells at his wife at the market and tries to apologize via his wallet

[purebloodbastard]

i would like to know more about your marriage with my daughter, if you do not mind

I do not! I only treat her as any other man would, or rather should, as if she were the queen of course. I try not to spoil her rotten, but it can be hard to ignore those baby blues, you know. I do truly love her, quite dearly in fact. She's doing well health wise naturally, she only had a small seasonal cold a few weeks ago. Oh! and she's also taken a healthy interest in potions lately as well and I think I'm doing well in supporting her hobbies.

[purebloodbastard]

Does your wife really like you, or is she just acting like it because she's expected to?

If she didn't like me she wouldn't ugly cry in front of me.

[purebloodbastard]

(OOC: had to add a photo for my ID at work and I liked it so I'm sharing I guess?? I can delete later :'D)