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Buy a chromebook

People hate them but lil miss reeds' voice is on chromebooks if you go to the system settings and pitch up the "system voice" its not the same but sounds like Reeds and can be used for all sorts of funny memes

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Going insane over this btw

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icons for u and ur needle hopping/night walking bf (excuse the terrible quality, anyone can use these though)

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@water-lemon-alex

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PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT TWEAKING OUT AND THAT PLAY-YAN IS IN RHYTHM HEAVEN GROOVE I HOPE I’M NOT DELUSIONAL

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THIS WAS ME WHEN I SAW THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME

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hello... Im under the water. Please hlep me

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PLAY-YAN IS IN GROOVE!!!!!!!!

*see: a for effort

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GROOVE TOMORROW

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Give us another rhg trailer before march 27 or we RIOT!!!!!

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Uhhhh we got slice and dice kitchen, its waaaaayyy after march 27 but who cares. July 2 btw. Expect a new Passo and the K-Tones song with the trio singing about eating rh groove.

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im late but they gave us a couple trailers and a lil dude in the bg of the drum thing and istg i hope that's play-yan

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Theres a new rhythm heaven game coming out, its not groove, but SOOTHE. Rhythm heaven soothe is coming out in 2037 when the switch 2 dies, and it comes with a bed attachment to put your switch on the bed, and includes a mobile that connects to the usb-c port on the switch. The "game" is just lil' miss reeds reading bedtime stories to you alongside FUN SLEEP SOUNDS. It's a mix of rh fairytale parodies made by staff designed to make you sleep!

Some of the stories are:

The Three Little Chorusmen (parody of 3 little pigs)

Marshal and the Four Brollies (parody of goldilocks and the three bears)

Beauty and the beats (Tangotronic version of beauty and the beast)

Some of the songs included are lullaby versions of dreams of our generation, its paradise, and thrilling is this love!!!!

The price is nothing. It doesnt exist. I made this all up with my two hands. I could code this shit if i knew how, and the OG switch from 2017 (not the rerelease one that kills the hack) could run it as some shitty homebrew with a 3d printed mobile piece. Im so unhinged why did i type this!

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Time for pureizap!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/1tqxPBiJqoo

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A new Pureiyan Park came out!

S2E5

Chunky gets an AI assistant and hates it. Puchipuchi doesn't. Also, Zetto sings the worst pop song ever.

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Pureiweb twitter is UNHINGED AS FUCK btw

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Niya from pureiweb.com is Forklift Certified!

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Give us another rhg trailer before march 27 or we RIOT!!!!!

[pureiweb]

Uhhhh we got slice and dice kitchen, its waaaaayyy after march 27 but who cares. July 2 btw. Expect a new Passo and the K-Tones song with the trio singing about eating rh groove.

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Yalls have the saltine chorus kids, i have these from 2020 (and a few others)

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IMPORTANT POLL:

Who would win

Play-yan macaroni (2020)

Saltine chorus kids (2026)

Voting ended onMar 24

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Yalls have the saltine chorus kids, i have these from 2020 (and a few others)

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coming here to say:

Niya absolutely loves DS shovelware. It’s his favorite thing in the world and right now, he will play the same 5 thq movie tie ins every day!