College Life Text Starters
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Class
â[txt] can you send me notes? i donât get anything the professor saysâ
â[txt] we should totally start a study group!â
â[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?â
â[txt] ive given up on going to class.â
â[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!â
â[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idkâ
Fun
â[txt] i know itâs 2 am but we should get some foodâ /Â â[txt] itâs ONLY 2 amâ
â[txt] thereâs this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should goâ
â[txt] did someone spray paint that statueâs dick again?â
â[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-â
â[txt] thereâs free pizzaâ
â[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped townâ
Roommates
â[txt] who ate my cereal?â
â[txt] iâm NOT doing the dishes againâ /Â â[txt] im letting them soakâ
â[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftopâ
â[txt] itâs not a party if the only people around are the ones that live hereâ
â[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?â
â[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??â
Obstacles
â[txt] i canât afford to go out tonightâ
â[txt] there was a RATâ
â[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problemsâ
â[txt] college is hard.â
â[txt] i just get homesick sometimesâ
â[txt] if only there was FUCKING parkingâ
Parties
â[txt] someone threw up in the sinkâ
â[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazyâ
â[txt] i found out what a kegstand isâ
â[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*â
â[txt] i could be studying right nowâ
â[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.â
Finals
â[txt] everything hurts and iâm dyingâ
â[txt] sleep?? idk herâ
â[txt] please just take a napâ /Â â[txt] just take a nap with meâ
â[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hoursâ
â[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.â
â[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my weekâ















