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College Life Text Starters

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Class

“[txt] can you send me notes? i don’t get anything the professor says”

“[txt] we should totally start a study group!”

“[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?”

“[txt] ive given up on going to class.”

“[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!”

“[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idk”

Fun

“[txt] i know it’s 2 am but we should get some food” / “[txt] it’s ONLY 2 am”

“[txt] there’s this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should go”

“[txt] did someone spray paint that statue’s dick again?”

“[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-”

“[txt] there’s free pizza”

“[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped town”

Roommates

“[txt] who ate my cereal?”

“[txt] i’m NOT doing the dishes again” / “[txt] im letting them soak”

“[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftop”

“[txt] it’s not a party if the only people around are the ones that live here”

“[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?”

“[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??”

Obstacles

“[txt] i can’t afford to go out tonight”

“[txt] there was a RAT”

“[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problems”

“[txt] college is hard.”

“[txt] i just get homesick sometimes”

“[txt] if only there was FUCKING parking”

Parties

“[txt] someone threw up in the sink”

“[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy”

“[txt] i found out what a kegstand is”

“[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*”

“[txt] i could be studying right now”

“[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.”

Finals

“[txt] everything hurts and i’m dying”

“[txt] sleep?? idk her”

“[txt] please just take a nap” / “[txt] just take a nap with me”

“[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hours”

“[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.”

“[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my week”

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@mysticstarters​

the lockwood estate was certainly, something, an overly large mansion just had to be making up for something. It wasn’t as if she wasn’t used to festivities such as this - but oh lords. inviting all of Mystic Falls? so many people she hated crammed into the same place. 

torture, truly. well, for tonight, she’d be as pleasant as could be unless provoked. ruining someone else’s Valentine’s Day? she isn’t a monster after all. 

She’d managed to talk her alpha wolf of a ‘boyfriend’ into joining her tonight since dates were apparently mandatory - which did make sense -  so it just sucked for those who were single. but well, Jed was good enough for a few more nights and plus, the pure status that came from dating an alpha was more than a minor bonus. 

pulling herself away from him for a moment or two, realistically to get some breathing room, she found herself where the drinks were being obtained from, turning to face the nearest person and forcing her best fake smile. “Nice night, huh?” her poor attempt at small talk with whoever. this was a first for alyssa and would make anyone who knew her uneasy. 

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croatoanmade :

@mysticstarters​

Responsibility had brought her to Mystic Falls, though fear kept her from completing her task. At least until she had found a fool proof solution for undoing what she had done in creating her beast. A simple spell told her there was a wealth of magical information here in town, and with a small bit of navigational help, the school was easy enough to find. The only thing stopping her now was a gate. A large gate, seemingly locked by some sort of… “What even is this thing?” Cassandra growled, staring down the keypad as she furiously pressed every button in search of an answer. “Just let me in you silly box!”

“Who the hell are you?”

The venom was laced deep within her tone of voice, painful to hear and undoubtedly it was painful to incorporate that much poison into one’s natural tone, in summary, Alyssa was painful to listen to. 

She stood on the other side of the gate locking eyes with the other woman through the bars and squinting until her eyes formed a rough and dagger-laden glare. she’d found someone new to torment and oh my was she going to enjoy this to the most she could. 

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gcminicvrsed :

@mysticstarters​

fingers pressed tightly against her temple, tips rubbing against the skins, in some hope, it would mellow out the pounding string of pain that was rushing around her head.

Elizabeth Lizzie wasn’t entirely sure how she felt, relieved because she no longer had to lie about Hope Mikaelson? Fearful of the monster still walking around? and worried, more than worried, about the body of her sister on the floor.

she had been unable to move, frozen in fear of the Croatoan, and panic as she had watched Josie drop.

her fingers dropped away from her head, eyes pressing closed, refusing to open them until the pain had dulled away, which it finally did, or at least numbed so that it was only a low throb in the back of her head.

“well — I guess the secrets finally out.” mumbled the blonde, her words more to herself, than the room she suddenly felt very alone in.

why why why why, and a hundred other questions Alyssa would ask herself upon finding one of the people she despised with every fibre of her being and entity. - Lizzie, of all people, a groan, a scrunch of her face into a disgusted grimace towards the blonde. 

with slight confusion, but much more clarity in her mind thanks to the two sets of returned memories, she made cautious but confident steps further into the room, towards the one she’d dare to call an enemy. 

“It would seem that way, quite an astute observation from someone so .. close minded.” 

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xblasphcmy :

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         Hope looked at her watch for the time. Tickets in her hand, the bus wouldn’t leave for another 5 hours. She was still debating on leaving or not. Mystic Falls had monster problems from malivore. Could she leave things just like that? Despite people now remembering her, Hope felt like they are all better off. It was clear when she came back and her parents weren’t even back.  “ I see why people drink.” She muttered a little frustrated. Using a fake I.D. to order a beer or two as she sat at the bar. 

oh the scowl that came to Alyssa’s lips was unreal in nature, yet, there it was.. seeing anyone she recognised and downright didn’t like at this point was hell for her, she thought this place would act as a safe haven while she could get her thoughts in order, unlikely now. 

“You..” she mumbled, rolling her eyes and slumping onto a bar stool, flashing an obviously magically manipulated I.D. to the bartender in order to obtain some alcohol. the mythic bitch was never pleasant to be around even when she was in high spirits, well, one could only guess how horrendous she’d be in her current state..

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/hope/ you enjoyed having a single room because you’re about to lose it

“I’m sure that whoever my roommate is, if what you speak is true, will just love being around me. Because the situation won’t bother me at all.”

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why do you hate the saltzmans?

“What’s not to hate? better question, what’s to like? they get everything they want handed to them on a silver platter and we know they don’t deserve it in the slightest.” 

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is there anyone you don't hate? let me rephrase, anyone you like?

“Mostly - the only people I like can offer me something or are worth my time, so yes, there are a few people I’d class as those I ‘like’, but I don’t have to give specifics to you.”

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Ask me anything !

what?

what?

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𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘: 

'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ

so this is the disgusting woman I decided two episodes was enough of to warrant loving the character, now with a third albeit, I’m JD, this is Alyssa Chang and I apologise in advance for her actions. 

prior to her memories being restored she was a touch nicer, noticeable to those that could tell and knew her well but it wasn’t as if she was just a different person. 

now, with her memories restored, she’s pissed, not only at those who put her in this situation but just about everyone, for the sole reason of she can

she may seem privileged but she truly despises those who get everything they need handed to them with no real effort on their part, I’m sure you can guess who they are.

lizzie? actually fucking hates her guts the most, leave her alone thanks, bye, please leave. - she has her reasons but shut up. 

oh you think her hate makes sharing a dorm room with hope an issue? this just gives her more of an opportunity to harass her and cause havoc for hope. 

so here’s where the shit takes a dark turn, obviously it’s 100% her fault that her parents are dead and yes, she does in fact actually blame herself fully despite the hard time she gives everyone else. it’s just, some people deal with guilt in very different methods than others. 

meaningless flings, relationships that last a few hours or days at the most are what she thrives on until she can find the right person to settle down with

don’t expect her to be bearable in any way shape or form. she’s going o be as toxic as possible. 

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