Purjoinvaasio

Finland | Pansexual | The Purjo™

[honeybee-fuzz]

Weathering With You spoilers without context

[genre]

I didn’t know there were so many people longing for the blue sky.

天気の子 / Weathering with You (2019) dir. Makoto Shinkai

[hemaris]

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation

[earthstory]

earthunaltered

Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾

[nyctosaurid]

this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe… the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all

[zwiebelprinz]

I guess lol

[zwiebelprinz]

i made her a girlfriend <3

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[vittumainennarttu]

Katon netflixistä Once upon a timen viimistä kautta ja kaks naista alko söpöileen. Seinäaapuri varmaan kuulu mun pikku kiljahduksen. Käsittääkseni toi sarja on disneyn tuotantoa niin yllätyin aika paljon canonista tyttörakkaudesta vaikka edellisillä kausillaki oli sitä vähäsen, mutta sillon sen esittäminen jäi tosi lyhyeksi ja toinen tapauksista vieläpä yksipuoliseksi. Ja toi kausi on vaan kaks jaksoo yli puolivälin niin tota paria saa kattoa enemmänki

[purjoinvaasio]

Oon kattonu muistaakseni 4 kautta ja aina ollu sitä mieltä, et siinä on missattu niin hyvät mahollisuudet naisten romansseihin. Olen siis tyytyväinen tästä tiedosta.

[thebootydiaries]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[catchymemes]

[deergirlslut]

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.

[ristiinrastiinnaulittu]

syntymätodistus, aka kuitti vauvasta

[ensiapulapsi]

Mihin voin palauttaa käytössä hajonneen tuotteen, aka itteni? Vai onks vauvoil vaan 18 vuoden vaihto- ja palautusoikeus

[torillatavataan]

Suomessa ei myönnetä syntymätodistuksia. Toki sellasen voi saada jos jossain muussa maassa sitä vaaditaan, mutta näin yleisesti ottaen syntymätodistusta ei saa automaattisesti jokainen.

[homostelija]

Onko siis suomalaiset vauvat harmaan talouden vauvoja?

[lintujasukissa-deactivated20250]

täällä itse asiassa saa sairaalasta mukaansa synnytyskertomuksen, eli niinku tilausvahvistus sun vauvasta.

[raygirlramblings]

‘I don’t want a black cat because they don’t photograph well or look good in selfies’

Well beyond the shameful idea that you see a sentient creature only as a decorative item to photograph for the sake of internet points, it also just sounds like you’re making excuses for being a shit photographer.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Black cats don’t PHOTOGRAPH WELL?!

There’s nothing cuter than the VOID WITH EYES

What is WRONG with people??????

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

reblog if you would love a void with eyes as a pet

[babexgoals]

Women with tattoos omfg

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[avaruuspiraatti-blog-deactivate]

Ainoo workshop jota elämäänne tarviitte

[aleksiskivi]

minä selaamassa ehdokkaita seurakuntavaalien vaalikoneessa niinku kunnon protestantti

[bitchycode]

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

[ristiinrastiinnaulittu]

Saavutin kyl jonkinlaisen elämän tarkoitus täyttynyt-kokemuksen joku aika sitten kun ruotsin kertauskurssilla mentiin läpi numeroita ja ope kysyi “osaattekos te laskea takaperin?” ja taivaat aukeni, enkelikuoro lauloi, näin uusia värejä, irtauduin ruumiistani ja valaistuin kun tajusin että nyt se tilaisuus, mitä oon odottanut vuosikymmenen, tuli, ja mä vastaan open kysymykseen.

“Åtta sju sex.”