Just for the record..

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meiamandrew]

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him

ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

this ask made me open my third eye

[pacificrim-archive]

why the fuck is doctor phil asking you this

[adampaloian]

When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

this guy works on spongebob

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[chelsea-daniels]

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[bookoflostmemories]

[impaled]

This non lactose free milk got me actin up

[bogleech]

how do I explain to a medical professional that this is the kind of thing I laugh at hard enough to injure my body

[anniethecat]

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

[angergirl-blog]

I will never forget the time I worked at Panera and charged a woman an extra 10 cents for getting her coffee in a mug rather than a small cup (that was our rule at the time) and a week later she stormed in and said, “So I called your corporate offices to get you fired for overcharging me for coffee, and do you know what they said? They said you were following company policy! They refused to do anything about it! Can you believe how rude they were to me?”

“Oh dear,” I said.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[i-play-wonderwall-at-parties]

The oreo stuffs YOU

[killowave]

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[tiktokarchive]

[transprincessvivian]

[theinfiknight]

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

[hooray4skeleton]

Yakuza is just that kind of series

[6lackranger]