Minene !

I, Minene Uryuu, is here to share my future plan! [rp blog! original account @jaienviededormir :3]

[purple-bomb]

Hello people

As you may think "Isn't it dangerous for a terrorist to have a social account?"

And to this, I would reply yes. AND I LOVE DANGER. People may not know but I always send my terrorist plan to the police station to create a bit of 🌶️spice🌶️.

🔥🔥So imagine if everyone who follows this account knows about it too. So much spice I'll probably burn!!🔥🔥

So here's a little introduction for people that don't leave their cave and don't know who I am.

I am Uryu Minene, a famous international terrorist known for my criminal activities (terrorism ofc) I mostly attack religions as these hideous things are the worst thing that humans could create on earth so I destroy them.

There's a question box on my profile if you want to tell me anything, ask any questions about my life or terrorism

I'll be glad to teach any of you how to be a good criminal and annoy that little bitch of Kurusu >:3c

Goodbye my dear students!

[pnwander]

[sweetd3lights]

[purple-bomb]

I trained my chipmunks to steal documents from the police, I'm waiting for their return

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Do you think you could draw Minene kissing Naoko in front of Keigo

Pls pls pls pls

So sorry that I was taking my time for this request, but here you goo!!

(bros before hoes-)

[purple-bomb]

I was absent for A MONTH

[purple-bomb]

I broke my ankle, no terrorism for two months

It hurts a lot but I've gone through worst, I'll be fine

[purple-bomb]

Oh also sorry for the long absence some blind creep locked me in their basement half naked

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

There's a 5 year old kid here that wants to create bombs, go do your job for once

Huh?! Can you describe the kid? Like, any notable features or clothing?

[purple-bomb]

Reisuke of course who do you think it would be?

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Oh, dear God...

I'm coming with armed personnel to pick him up. Tell me your location and don't do anything to him.

[purple-bomb]

Hell nah I'm not risking giving you my location

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

There's a 5 year old kid here that wants to create bombs, go do your job for once

Huh?! Can you describe the kid? Like, any notable features or clothing?

[purple-bomb]

Reisuke of course who do you think it would be?

[legendaryfacecoffee]

I have no words :,>

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

My honest reaction to that information:

Honestly, I think I'm becoming too numb to all the lust for older men on here to care at this point... I'm just tired of it all...

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Sorry, Mr Krurusu, it's for the people. (I regret making this edit in the first place, to be honest, but that doesn't mean I won't be making more like this. TAKE ME TO JAIL ALL YOU WANT BROTHAA HAHAH).

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

What people? The same few users who like your posts? That barely counts as a small gathering. Not even a fraction of the scale the term "the people" applies to. Also, no, I am not personally taking you to jail. I can tell that you want my presence and I will not feed your fantasy. One of my men will do it.

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Okay bro that was kinda offensive... you didn't have to take it that far

And secondly, fam, I don't have a "uhhh.. ✨️Unhealthy obsession✨️ with older men (Unless if its Karyuudo-), SO yeah, your men or whatever can take me away. But if you take me away...

[purple-bomb]

Did someone mention me?

[legendaryfacecoffee]

YES, MINENE! I need u to put Keigo's wife in hostage so that he can't arrest me.

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Wait, you're colluding with the terrorist to kidnap my wife?! Even after I apologized for hurting your feelings?!

Apology revoked! I hope you rot in that prison cell!

[legendaryfacecoffee]

I said onlyyy if you arrest me, it's basically called a threat >:) and damn don't take this too personally Mr Krurusu

And about the allegations... uh.... don't worry about that. 0-0

[r3isuke-h0uj0u]

@worlds-4th-best-dad

...what is the edit saying? why do they have pictures of you🤨

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Oh, hello there, Reisuke! How have you been?

As for your question... I'm not sure what the edit is saying since I can't understand the heavily synthesized voices, but dick means... that someone's... a big meanie! A real party pooper! But dick is also a very bad word so don't say it to others, okay?

[r3isuke-h0uj0u]

ohhhhh... i thought it was saying 'ick'. MUCH better word for you :P

so... i could say mr hiyama is a dick?

[purple-bomb]

A dick is a man's penis

[purple-bomb]

minene!!!!!

how did you make your bombs? or buy them from? asking for.....: a friend :)

First of all, if it's for a friend he's probably your age too. And I'm not telling a five year old kid how to get bombs and make one. (You wouldn't have the money nor the skills)

And also, come get your puppets or I'm putting them to trash

[seaweedbraens]

[jaienviededormir]

Fr I'm so slow 😔

Haven't touched it since April

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Thirteen thousand charac-

Ehem.

Don't take this too personally, but I consider your inability to write your story about my wife a good thing for my mind.

[purple-bomb]

I was better off the internet

[mothy-chan]

[purple-bomb]

Tasted bad + almost made my kitchen blow up

[legendaryfacecoffee]

I have no words :,>

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

My honest reaction to that information:

Honestly, I think I'm becoming too numb to all the lust for older men on here to care at this point... I'm just tired of it all...

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Sorry, Mr Krurusu, it's for the people. (I regret making this edit in the first place, to be honest, but that doesn't mean I won't be making more like this. TAKE ME TO JAIL ALL YOU WANT BROTHAA HAHAH).

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

What people? The same few users who like your posts? That barely counts as a small gathering. Not even a fraction of the scale the term "the people" applies to. Also, no, I am not personally taking you to jail. I can tell that you want my presence and I will not feed your fantasy. One of my men will do it.

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Okay bro that was kinda offensive... you didn't have to take it that far

And secondly, fam, I don't have a "uhhh.. ✨️Unhealthy obsession✨️ with older men (Unless if its Karyuudo-), SO yeah, your men or whatever can take me away. But if you take me away...

[purple-bomb]

Did someone mention me?

[legendaryfacecoffee]

Well well well💣💣💣😼😼

[purple-bomb]

OH BABY

[purple-bomb]

This correspondence may be a foolish action for my part, but I see harm in doing so as of now.

I see this is where you have sought refuge, Minene Uryuu. Your actions on this website towards the Inspector has reached my ears and have intrigued me greatly. Although I do not know what your end goal is by vexing him so, I have no doubt that the actions you have caused here will bring about your downfall.

This, I am certain of.

Who the fuck are you

[clairvoyant-maiden]

Hmm... I expected a more... substantial response, but I suppose that is to be expected. Very few have heard of the temple outside of recommendation and recruitment before the conversion.

I suppose I shall have to thank my parents for maintaining such secrecy to shield and protect me from threats like you.

However, it would be wise to heed my words, Minene. Those whose hearts stray from the path of virtue are doomed to fall into ruin.

[purple-bomb]

Are you some kind of religious cult?

[purple-bomb]

This correspondence may be a foolish action for my part, but I see harm in doing so as of now.

I see this is where you have sought refuge, Minene Uryuu. Your actions on this website towards the Inspector has reached my ears and have intrigued me greatly. Although I do not know what your end goal is by vexing him so, I have no doubt that the actions you have caused here will bring about your downfall.

This, I am certain of.

Who the fuck are you