[tantrum-castle-blog1]

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

Yes.

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

(Hermione's parents have dragged Draco to Church)

Draco: Why are you looking at me like that?

Hermione: I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames...

[tvdads]

[softlenaluthor]

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

I had my first cowtail candy taffy thing today and threw out my whole diet for heaven in a wrapper. Its happened. I ate about 20 on the ride to LA and Amber judged me silently as the wrappers piled up next to the pepsi cans I drank and crushed...

[273891273]

bye

[mvrajade-deactivated20191104]

i dunno if i’ve missed LA or not but @purple-punk-eater has been in pain since we got here i feel so bad. he shouldn’t have had to come.

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

Oh quit, ill be fine. Lets go do that social thing and ill try not to be a grouch.

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

Think I can convince Amber to bring me breakfast in my man cave where I passed out cold watching Avengers and sketching out my next comic...

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[mvrajade-deactivated20191104]

@purple-punk-eater was sweet and surprised me with a lovely decorated bedroom and a warm bath. what a lovely, sweet and adorable man. thank you baby.

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

I am done now, gonna crawl back into my troll cave and gaurd the bridge and speak in riddles to travelers... oh and let larry bite the mail man.

[a-night-in-wonderland]

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

me after every social interaction: If I burst into flames right into this very spot that'd be great

[aki-leavesx]

Being antisocial isn’t bad. It means you don’t let idiots steal your time.

Unknown (via girl-on-a-shooting-star)

[siriusorion]

i’ve never connected more to any character than salem from sabrina the teenage witch

[mvrajade-deactivated20191104]

Yes but you’re my grumpy old man and I love you.

[purple-punk-eater-blog]

Aw. Shucks.

[bombing]

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere