All Bi Myself

Hi, I'm Ellie. I live in New York City and I don't really know what I'm doing.For now just bear with me. Icon and Circle Image done by askthederpavengers

[andthenyourealizethat]

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[tupacabra]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

this has no right being this funny

[alisonzai]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[transgenderization]

Hmm gay rights but for me only i think? The rest of u are on ur own

[98bones]

midsommar (2019)

[deadpanwalking]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

[creepsandcrawlers]

if u eat it the fey own u tho

[cheaphalloweencostume]

that’s the fey’s problem

[spceboy]

wait, is…. is taika waititi straight?

[spceboy]

JEFF GOLDBLOOM IS STRAIGHT????????

[xmenlesbians]

[memewhore]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

[kylesquips]

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas

[kylesquips]

Step one: get a gf

Step two: wait

[talxns]

heimdall: thor should dress as freya to trick the lord of giants, thrym

thor: what? no! loki, you can transform into women. turn into freya

loki, wanting to see thor in drag: magic doesn’t work like that

[no-chill-at-all]