STUFF

(Among other things)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gharials are the moon moon crocodile 

[erieonmain]

Why tf does this make sense

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

because:

[squarerootofsponge]

All garden eels look like they’re saying “I angy” in a really high pitch quiet voice

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was only confused until i looked it up and

great post op

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

last one got those collagen lips

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what’s your favorite whimsical trait of humanity’s?

[logicallyprincely]

wanting to preserve things for future civilizations.  i get emotional over cave paintings for exactly that reason: because these are people, tired and hungry and thirsty and scared people, reaching over thousands of years, grabbing for our attention because “look, i saw this, i was here, don’t forget me”.  they knew that there would be a future, and they wanted to be a part of that… sorry i have to go cry now

[urparty]

covid19 is exposing that everything we think is real like money and politicians and celebrities is totally made up and the things that actually are real like human compassion and social consciousness and love are genuinely necessary for survival

[bettyrightnow]

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

[chilling-w-the-bugblatter-beast]

Misha said trans rights

[arthur-lestors-perineum]

[elarko]

So anyway, it's 2020, the 17th day od quarantine and the Mishapocalypse is still a thing.

[thelakehasabottom]

[muertawrites]

me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

[beans-bastards-n-booze-deactiva]

Sam, slamming the door open: We say 'bone dry', even though bones are constantly covered by wet tissue, because bones are incredibly porous and thus if you touched them they would immediately soak up the moisture from your fingers making them dry.

Dean: It's 1 am, get out of my room.

[lohver]

you can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off.

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Fuck, I want bread

[purpleismyfavoritefish]

I made bread yesterday - https://www.lifeasastrawberry.com/easy-crusty-french-bread/

[straightboyfriend]

my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

[ao3commentoftheday]

Of course I love 'and they were quarantined' but take a moment and consider 'and they were videoconferencing.'

Two people who meet for the first time while social distancing. They work in different departments or in different cities. At first they're dressed business casual and keeping things professional. Then one day a pet appears and conversation gets casual.

They start sharing tips for how to exercise in a tiny apartment. They commiserate over the lack of favourite foods or activities. It turns out they were both going to go to an event that is now canceled.

Eventually, they're both in their pajamas. Work day is done, but their call has now moved to the evening. They cook the same meal, stream a movie together. When will this lockdown end?

So much potential for pining. So many longing looks. Social distancing video calling coworkers to friends to lovers.

[ao3commentoftheday]

How dare you hide this in the tags??

[threefeline]

ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee 

valid to eat frisbees

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys